Jack asked Karim. âHe catches her again!â Jack clapped Archie so hard on the back that he lurched forward. Archie coughed and straightened up. âSo they send her to the nuthouse the next time,â Jack continued. âAnd a year later, damned if she doesnât slaughter a nurse and saunter the fuck out of there.â
Karim caught Archieâs eye. âNext time you catch her, you should consider shooting her,â he said.
âThanks for the tip,â Archie said.
Jack took a puff off his cigar and grinned.
Archie wondered if it would be impolite to ask for a drink.
The music seemed to be getting louder.
âSo why are you here?â Jack asked, settling back on the edge of his desk.
Archie didnât miss a beat. âLeo invited me,â he said. Archie fished the invitation from Sanchez out of his tuxedo pocket and handed it to Jack.
Jack smiled and tossed the invitation aside. A circle of his cigar smoke floated past Archieâs face and then dissipated. âYou working Vice now, Archie?â Jack asked.
Archie waved the smoke away, out of his eyes. âI donât care about your business, Jack,â he said. It was true enough. All the years that Archie had come to this house, updating Jack on the investigation into his daughterâs death, he had always treated him like any other bereaved family member. It didnât matter to Archie what Jack did for a living. Jack had lost his daughter. So Archie overlooked the rest of it.
Jack nodded to himself. âLeo invited you,â he repeated skeptically.
Archie played his ace card. âItâs my birthday.â
Jack studied his cigar for a moment. Then he nodded at Karim, and Karim stood up and took a step toward Archie.
âMay I?â Karim asked pleasantly.
Archie stood as well and lifted his arms. âInside left pocket,â Archie said.
Karim reached inside Archieâs jacket and pulled out his wallet. He opened it and extracted Archieâs driverâs license and then took it to the desk lamp to study it. After a minute he returned the wallet and the license to Archie. âHappy birthday,â he said to Archie.
âHe must have forgotten to put you on the list,â Jack said.
âMust have,â Archie said.
âYouâll need a mask,â Jack said. He reached around and picked a mask off his desk and handed it to Archie. It was a shiny black plastic oval, with two holes for the eyes and a curved mold over the nose. A white elastic band was stapled to each side. Archie took the mask, but he didnât put it on.
âIf heâs not on the list, he hasnât been vetted,â Karim pointed out.
âHeâs a cop,â Jack said. âI think we can trust him not to steal the silverware.â
âI donât like it,â Karim said. He glanced at Archie. âNo offense.â
âHe caught my daughterâs killer,â Jack said. âI think heâs earned access to the no-host bar.â
No mention of Jeremy, Archie noticed. Jack had edited out that part of the story. Archie couldnât help himself. âShe killed your son, too,â Archie said.
âI owe her for that one,â Jack said. He said it easily, like it was something he said all the time. Then he directed a shrug in Karimâs direction. âMy waste-of-space youngest went apeshit last year,â he explained without emotion. âTried to kill our friend here with an ax. Turns out he was harboring an unhealthy fascination with the Beauty Killer.â
Arenât we all? thought Archie.
âThe shrinks blamed his sisterâs murder,â Jack continued, âsaid he never got over it. But he always had a weak mind.â
Archie had no doubt that Isabelâs murder had fucked Jeremy up; but his father had played a role in Jeremyâs deterioration, as well. âI guess that explains why I didnât see you at the funeral,â Archie
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