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Authors: Jordan Silver
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what you did to me." She laughed like this shit was funny.
"Were you ever tested?"
She cocked her head at me, “For what?"
For what? Fucking nut job.
I
put the cold bag against my face for some relief, I don't think I'd been
clocked in the face since I was a teen or some shit,what the hell did I get
myself into.
"Why'd you run out
the room, I wasn't done with you yet?"
"You come anywhere near my ass again and I'll shoot you, as
for your feminine wife tell that bitch I say run for the hills cause you're
stuck in the dark ages."
"It doesn't matter what you say, what happened last
night will never be repeated, you're done with this shit, I'm serious Arianna,
no more."
She rolled her eyes and looked through the fridge coming out
with an apple.
"You want one?"
"For breakfast?"
"I'm not feeding you, you spanked me, and now you want
me to feed you, I'll go all Delores Claiborne on your ass."
"Who?" What the fuck?
"There's a mobster with that name, what kinda fucked up
shit is that?"
"Never mind clueless, it's a movie, one of these days
we'll watch it together."
"I'm not watching any chick flicks that shit is out."
"You
want me to hang around here you'll watch what I watch and you'll like it
mister."
She was mighty feisty
for someone who just got her ass beat, which meant it didn't do shit. Damn.
She'd be back on the streets getting into shit as soon as my back was turned.
"You got anymore personal vendettas I should know about
Mouth?"
"I'm thinking very seriously about doing your ass in,
why?"
I just gave her a look because for all I know crazy lady
could be serious.
"Where'd you learn to use a bow and arrow anyway?"
"It's my weapon of choice, years of archery classes
baby."
"I thought shooting people in the ass was your
forte?"
"Nah, that's just a warm up, speaking of which, how's
Jimmy?"
Fuck dinner Sunday, Mouth, James, Poppy and the two old
mobsters, fuck my life.
"Since you're not making me breakfast lets go back to
bed."
Crazy lady stared me down, I waited her out.
"I'd straight up Bobbit you."
Okay
even I knew who that was, she bit into her apple and grinned at me, amazing,
from tears to a face punch to threats, this was the woman I wanted to spend my
life with. I needed my head examined.
"What're you doing
today?"
"I'm going shopping with your mom and sisters."
"Fine I'll get the car ready for you when you're
ready."
"I can drive myself thank you very much."
"No, you can't...and don't bother arguing because it's
either that or you stay home."
She threw her half eaten apple at me.
I barely caught it before it connected with my face. I gave
some serious thought to lobbing it back at her but figured she'd probably gut
me, crazy fuck.
"What's it gonna be?"
"Listen you ancient relic, between the four of us we
can pretty much find our way around a gear shift, we don't need nor do we want
a babysitter."
I ignored her and went to get some eggs to make breakfast
for both of us; she'd turned me into a fucking sap.
La Principessa
He's so
adorably cute when he's flustered, I like keeping him on his toes, no matter
how cute he was I'm still gonna get him back for the stunt he pulled in the car
last night and for the spanking. I figure I had the spanking coming, he's a
pigheaded son of a bitch after all, but that stunt was over the top, no way I could
let him get away with that.
Like Pia said, I had to train him early. There'd be hell to
pay if he ever found out that his mom and sisters and even his brothers in law
were giving me pointers on how to handle him.
I'd got him good with that endearment thing, he hated
feeling like he wasn't taking care of me or doing everything he was supposed
to, I could so use that in my favor. He thinks he's the big bad mafia don, but I’ll
soon show him who's boss.
Life was sure going to be interesting around here,
especially when he found out I was going
what you did to me." She laughed like this shit was funny.
"Were you ever tested?"
She cocked her head at me, “For what?"
For what? Fucking nut job.
I
put the cold bag against my face for some relief, I don't think I'd been
clocked in the face since I was a teen or some shit,what the hell did I get
myself into.
"Why'd you run out
the room, I wasn't done with you yet?"
"You come anywhere near my ass again and I'll shoot you, as
for your feminine wife tell that bitch I say run for the hills cause you're
stuck in the dark ages."
"It doesn't matter what you say, what happened last
night will never be repeated, you're done with this shit, I'm serious Arianna,
no more."
She rolled her eyes and looked through the fridge coming out
with an apple.
"You want one?"
"For breakfast?"
"I'm not feeding you, you spanked me, and now you want
me to feed you, I'll go all Delores Claiborne on your ass."
"Who?" What the fuck?
"There's a mobster with that name, what kinda fucked up
shit is that?"
"Never mind clueless, it's a movie, one of these days
we'll watch it together."
"I'm not watching any chick flicks that shit is out."
"You
want me to hang around here you'll watch what I watch and you'll like it
mister."
She was mighty feisty
for someone who just got her ass beat, which meant it didn't do shit. Damn.
She'd be back on the streets getting into shit as soon as my back was turned.
"You got anymore personal vendettas I should know about
Mouth?"
"I'm thinking very seriously about doing your ass in,
why?"
I just gave her a look because for all I know crazy lady
could be serious.
"Where'd you learn to use a bow and arrow anyway?"
"It's my weapon of choice, years of archery classes
baby."
"I thought shooting people in the ass was your
forte?"
"Nah, that's just a warm up, speaking of which, how's
Jimmy?"
Fuck dinner Sunday, Mouth, James, Poppy and the two old
mobsters, fuck my life.
"Since you're not making me breakfast lets go back to
bed."
Crazy lady stared me down, I waited her out.
"I'd straight up Bobbit you."
Okay
even I knew who that was, she bit into her apple and grinned at me, amazing,
from tears to a face punch to threats, this was the woman I wanted to spend my
life with. I needed my head examined.
"What're you doing
today?"
"I'm going shopping with your mom and sisters."
"Fine I'll get the car ready for you when you're
ready."
"I can drive myself thank you very much."
"No, you can't...and don't bother arguing because it's
either that or you stay home."
She threw her half eaten apple at me.
I barely caught it before it connected with my face. I gave
some serious thought to lobbing it back at her but figured she'd probably gut
me, crazy fuck.
"What's it gonna be?"
"Listen you ancient relic, between the four of us we
can pretty much find our way around a gear shift, we don't need nor do we want
a babysitter."
I ignored her and went to get some eggs to make breakfast
for both of us; she'd turned me into a fucking sap.
La Principessa
He's so
adorably cute when he's flustered, I like keeping him on his toes, no matter
how cute he was I'm still gonna get him back for the stunt he pulled in the car
last night and for the spanking. I figure I had the spanking coming, he's a
pigheaded son of a bitch after all, but that stunt was over the top, no way I could
let him get away with that.
Like Pia said, I had to train him early. There'd be hell to
pay if he ever found out that his mom and sisters and even his brothers in law
were giving me pointers on how to handle him.
I'd got him good with that endearment thing, he hated
feeling like he wasn't taking care of me or doing everything he was supposed
to, I could so use that in my favor. He thinks he's the big bad mafia don, but I’ll
soon show him who's boss.
Life was sure going to be interesting around here,
especially when he found out I was going
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