could it hurt? You just said that movies have to have a basis in reality. Why would it be in the movie if it was totally unrealistic?â
âI donât know . . .â
âI just think itâs worth a shot.â
I frown, trying to weigh my options. âLet me think for a minute.â
I consider the facts. First, I hate that so many girls flirt with Tommy, and he really doesnât shoot them down as much as Iâd like. I need to get him to focus on me and only me. Not to mention that I want him to love me. And I want him to say it out loud. Preferably with an audience of many so theyâll know heâs off-limits for sure.
But to make that happen, I know I need to try something different (especially considering that what Iâm doing now isnât getting me anywhere but alone and crying in the rain).
I look at Lily as she sips her coffee. Itâs true that I barelyknow this girl, but maybe itâs better that way. Itâs like in the movies, where two people are supposed to be somewhere else but end up in the same place at the same time and the whole plot changes because of one chance encounter.
âSo weâd be in this together, right?â
Lily frowns. âWell, of courseâI can help you if you want.â
I shake my head. âUh-uh. No way. If Iâm going to attempt this craziness with Tommy, youâve gotta do the same thing with Joe.â
Her eyes grow round. âWait a second! I didnât meanâI wasnât going to be a part of this whole thingââ
âThatâs the only way Iâm doing it,â I say, interrupting her. âIf I know youâve got as much to lose as I do, then we can help each otherâno one would even suspect it. Itâs not like weâre friends or whatever.â
Lily cocks an eyebrow.
âOkay. So say I agreed and I said Iâd do it. Does that mean youâre in?â
I look at her face and I recognize that hopeful expression. Itâs almost like looking in a mirror. Slowly, a smile begins to spread across my face, until itâs transformed into a full-fledged grin.
âOh yeah,â I say, nodding. âI am
so
in.â
We stay in the coffee shop until a very irritated barista tells us theyâre closing. At that point, weâve brainstormed maybe fifty different moviesâsappy dramas, quirky comedies, indie films, eighties classics: almost nothing was off-limits. Some of the movies were mutual choices, like how we both loved
Never Been Kissed
. Other ones we had argued overâIâm dead set against Disney movies, considering most of them need magic carpets, mermaids, or singing, dancing household appliances. Marijke begrudgingly admitted that I was probably right, although I know sheâs still holding out for a glass slipper or magical rose or something.
In the end, we come up with a basic goal. We have three weeks before prom, which isnât much time. By then, if we do this right, Joe and Tommy will have fallen ass-over-eyebrows in love with us and weâll have Hollywood to thank for it.
âOkay, so . . .â I look down at the notebook Iâve been using, then back up at Marijke. âWhat do we start with?â
âWell, I donât know about me, but
you
need a meet-cute,â she says.
âA what?â
âItâs from
The Holiday
âyou know, that movie where Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet switch places? Thereâs this old producer guy who talks about meet-cutes in the movies he used to make. Itâs when two people meet for the first time in a unique way, a way that makes them remember each other.â
âWell, yeah,â I say doubtfully, âbut Joe and I have already met. Weâve had classes together. Iâve run into him in the stairwell and managed to make an ass of myself . . .â
âYeah, but does he
remember
you? Could he pick you out of a lineup of girls with dark curly hair?â Marijke
Mary Blayney
Kimmie Easley
Martin Slevin
Emily Murdoch
Kelley St. John
A.M. Khalifa
Deborah Bladon
Henry Turner
Anthony Rapp
Linda O. Johnston