let me give you a ride, itâll be quicker.â
âIâm totally okay,â I said again. âIâm not going far.â
âOh, youâre staying with Erin?â the man asked. As my eyes adjusted to the light, I got a better look at him and he didnât look so bad. Sandy hair, blue eyes, light stubble. Just generic enough to make things hard for the FBI sketch artist. âI live right next door.â
âYou do?â I was suspicious. There was no next door. And yet I was so freaking cold, I would probably slit my throat for him if he kept me hanging around out here much longer. And if he knew Erin, how bad could he really be? Unless this was all part of his plan. Unless heâd been posing as a perfectly nice and normal neighbour for, like, ten years, just waiting to find a friend hanging out in the snow on Christmas Eve dressed like a complete tool and carrying poultry.
âWell, next door is kind of a stretch. Weâre hardly the nearest of neighbours, but weâre the next house along on the lake. Iâm Keith Cawston. Jump in,â he offered again. âOr at least let me take the turkey home. If youâre planning on eating that bird, I really think you ought to get it out of the snow â all kinds of critters out here.â
Critters? I had seen that movie as a kid and hadnât been able to sit on the toilet without my mom standing outside the bathroom door for a month. Without another thought to my personal safety, I grabbed my bird and jumped into the passenger seat. Holy shit, he had heated seats. What a way to die.
âThank you,â I said as he powered on the engine. No need to forget your manners despite your impending death. I would hate for him to end up on the stand and say I hadnât been polite before he cut off my head. My mom would be mortified, but sheâd also be really pissed if she had to organize a funeral over the holidays. God, I had to deal with so much internal conflict.
âIâm having the worst day.â
âHeâs having a worse one,â Keith Cawston laughed, gesturing towards the turkey as we crawled down the snowy road. âYou all up here for the holidays?â
âYeah,â I said as the house came into view. I really had been very close. If he did kill me now, I was going to look really stupid. Stupid and lazy and dead. âThereâs going to be a bunch of us. Lots of big, strong, strapping guys. They love shooting actually.â
âArenât the holidays great?â Keith asked without raising an eyebrow. âI love to hunt. You should give me a call when youâre going out â I can show your friends all the best spots up here.â
As we pulled up right in front of my front door, I was forced to accept he probably wasnât interested in hunting me. Which was a relief.
âItâs so hard to get everyone together,â he went on. âI havenât seen my brother in months. Itâs crazy â weâre twins, and I havenât seen him since the summer. He lives down in the city. Iâm guessing you too?â
âI do,â I said, relaxing a little as he clambered out of the car and raced round to open my door for me. âThank you so much.â
âYou want to get that inside and then weâll go see if we canât get that car of yours started up again,â he offered. âYou know whatâs wrong with it?â
âUh, yeah?â I said, more than a little sheepishly. âItâs out of gas.â
Keith laughed out loud, rubbing his hands over his red ears. âAt least thatâs an easy fix,â he said before his face flexed into a frown. âSay, you always have a ten-foot fir tree on your porch?â
âDo I always have a what?â I asked, spinning on my hiking boot heel.
Holy Mary, mother of God.
Leaning casually against the side of the house was the biggest damn Christmas tree I had ever seen
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