inch, the top drawer. In slow motion, she picked up a Ping-Pong paddle, then held it up high for the class to see.
I gasped, but my hands stayed put.
With the paddle held upright in her hand, she strode toward me.
I abruptly closed my eyes, and she disappeared like melting celluloid blotting out an actor when the film projector breaks.
âYou think you can make me disappear?â she said.
I pressed my hands against my ears.
âYou think you can shut me out?â
My eyelids were tightly shut.
âYou think Iâm not important?â
I held my breath.
âWell, listen up!â she screamed. âMrs. Eleanor Stilton is your teacher, and youâd better accept it!â
I bit my bottom lip and sat rigidly still.
Whack! The paddle burned my right hand.
âDo you hear me?â
Whack! It burned my left. Whack, whack, whack!
My ears tingled. My jaw ached.
âDo you understand?â
I tried to speak. Syllables dissolved.
Whack, whack, whack!
My face melted. My hands fell from my ears. My eyes flew open.
âWho is your fourth grade teacher?â the pointed face asked.
âYou are,â I muttered.
âAnd what is my name?â the voice thundered.
âMrs. Stilton,â I said.
âFinally!â The voice gasped relief. âStudents, this was your very first lesson. I hope youâve paid attention.â
âYes, maâam!â resounded the frightened voices of Mrs. Stiltonâs fourth grade class. The loudest of which was mine.
By lunchtime, the enormity of my situation had seeped into my mind like the odor of turnip greens permeating the air. I understood that some awful harm was confronting me. From now on, every answer I gave would have to be precise; every word would have to be calculated, ensuring my survival. If I didnât control myself, the urge to jerk, pop, and repeat words would take over, and something horribleâthe worst thing ever to happen to meâwould occur.
At the table, Emma Richards sat beside me. She held her nose while she slipped a smidgen of turnip greens into her mouth. âI canât taste them this way,â she said.
âDonât eat them,â I told her.
âI gotta,â she said. âMrs. Stilton heard me telling Sallie Mae how much I hate this stuff, and she said I had to eat all of it. Every mouthful of it, she told me. I seen what she done to you.â
âThen you best eat up,â I said, forking down mouthfuls of greens, hoping to show Mrs. Stilton what a good girl I really was. When she passed by my plate, it would be sparkling clean. âI like greens,â I said, shoveling more into my mouth. âPokeweed, collards, mustards. Patanni said that Iâm like Essie, our milk cow, âcause I like greens moreân meat.â
âI like chicken and dumplings,â Emma said. âThatâs about the only thing I really like, except for candy.â
âI like pull candy,â I said. âMiss Emily Tanner makes the best in the world.â
âItâs too gooey.â Emma made a face. âI like proper sweets like those chocolates in Valentine boxes.â
I stuffed more turnip greens between my lips and, with a full mouth, proclaimed, âI like blackberry cobbler. My grandma makes the best.â
A hand tapped my shoulder, and I glanced up. âYou like what?â Mrs. Stilton asked.
âI like vegetables,â I said, with the glob of greens mashed in my mouth. I smiled and tilted my plate upward so that she could see how clean it was becoming.
Mrs. Stilton popped me on the shoulder. âYouâre talking with your mouth full,â she said, âand ruining everybodyâs meal.â
I quit smiling, closed my mouth, and swallowed. âPatanni calls me a cow,â I tried again, ââcause I like vegetables more than meat.â
âThen youâd be called a vegetarian,â Mrs. Stilton said, âand
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