now so Iâm gunna chase the moon and I know exactly how Iâve got this appeal due to be heard itâll be knocked back coz the judge is a turd But if manatj 8 give me a smidgeon of a break itâll be a risky chance Iâm prepared to take Iâll start training tomorrow or better still tonight to be fit as a fiddle and ready to fight
âYigga to the grill! get ready for the court!â Well this is finally it my brain nervously thought Shit, shower and shave then into caged prison van butterflies fluttering in guts hoping that I can take full advantage of opportunityâs coming my way remembering the cliche âall are famous for one dayâ
Escorted to the cells in the Supreme Court bowels dark, dingy and dank full of smells so foul Slyly I slipped off tie sticking it in me pocket I had this flimsy plan piss weak but donât knock it
They called out my name To get myself prepared I was bracing my institutionalised brain beyond the realms of care They cuffed both my wrists and led me on out I gave manatj a glance both were stocky and stout Up steep wooden stairs the manatj escorted me all thoughts in my head were only of being free We sat on a hard wooden bench outside the courtroom I was trying to shake off premonitions of doom âDo yaâs mind if I smoke?â I asked one of the police
My frayed, tangled nerves I hoped nicotine would ease The manatj answered âNo, but ya better make it quick Iâm certain your name will be called in a tickâ I said I didnât care if my appeal succeeded or not as in six months time Iâd be free on the trot âIâve done three yearsâ I added with reckless grin âand another six months is not original sin and jail donât hurt much if you stay relaxed at least in prison a man donât get his pay taxed!â Both manatj just smiled Seemingly more at ease neither appeared to jerry that I was on the sleaze âDo yaâs reckon itâs possible to take off the cuffs so I can put on me tie and look less of a scruff?â They stared each other in the eye-balls one shrugged his shoulders saying âno worries at allâ I put on wrinkled tie forced smile on face deep down in my chest my heart fairly raced
âJohn Yigga to room oneâ the court bailiff called on hearing these words poor heart nearly stalled âWell, here ya go Yiggaâ The manatj said to me âyouâll soon find out what the appeal judge decreesâ We walked into court silent as a grave I was breathing deep and hard trying to be brave The court clerk hit his hammer Shouting âall ye stand!â Wigged, owl-like judge entered self-righteous and grand âSo youâre appealing Mr Yiggaâ he said down to me with sarcastic look in his eye âagainst sentence severity Well, Iâm real sorry son I see no solid grounds and for this fundamental reason your appeal is stood downâ
As they led me away I thought âhere I goâ at last this is it Iâm hitting the toe One cop had hold of me by the left arm his grip was relaxed and he seemed to be calm The other copper walked a few feet ahead suddenly I broke the grasp and for freedom I fled
They pursued my elusive body straight out the front door shouting âStop you crazy bastard in the name of the law!â Into the court carpark bending low I flew trying to think clearly of what I must do A half dozen angry manatj fell in on my trail but my stamina was ready through exercise in jail âStop that dangerous man!â the manatj yelled out to the curious citizens frozen by their shout But I was through the park and entering the street Two exhausted coppers gave in I had now four to beat âGo like the wind bro!â a Noongah 9 kid yelled to me âSpring like the Bungarra 10 if you want