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veranda floor. He batted once at the hem, but Dial’s hand swept down like God’s from heaven, circling his pet life and his organs.
Buck peed. The boy poured him milk so he would know he loved him just the same, but the cat cocked his head, and watched it drip away.
Buck, Buck, Buck. He grabbed. Buck feinted left and then leaped on the hem.
Now Dial grabbed. Then Buck squawked. Dial unhooked his claws, and held him out toward the boy, who tucked the fierce little creature inside the cardigan and tied him in a friendly knot.
Take him for a walk.
He took Buck down the steps and showed him the seeds and washed two for him. He taught him to count. Buck tried to kill the bugs and then got puzzled and then he went back up the steps and the boy washed some more seeds and lined them up, about thirty, before he was ordered to take Buck away again.
Where can I go?
He meant, Don’t send me away from you.
There’s a very interesting war memorial, Trevor said.
I’m OK here, the boy said.
Go, called Dial.
He dropped Buck in the cardigan and slung the cardigan around his neck. At the far end of the street, in front of the Wild West bar, he could see a lonely statue ringed by long green grass. In the old chapel near 116th Street he had seen white marble slabs with the names of Columbia students who had died in the Civil War. His grandma took him. She said, These children want to make another civil war.
She had meant his mom and dad. He was old enough to know she should not talk to him like this.
They never think they’ll die, she said, her voice getting that catch to it, a sort of flutter she saved for stuff like this. She didn’t know how bad this felt. She didn’t know he listened to her breathing in the night.
I know, he said—to stop her being bohemian, to make her quiet.
As the boy came down the post office steps he had to jump over the Rabbitoh arranging his long brown legs.
The sky was gray and thick and furry. Steam rose from the blacktop. When he arrived at the memorial he saw a small bronze lizard cross the soldier’s dead blind eyes.
Yellow lights arrived flashing like a police car—a truck. The driver stared at him and raised a finger from the wheel. It was a local wave, but the boy did not know what sort of sign it was. He was not worried very much but he hurried back to the post office where Buck got free and jumped up to the railing. He was about eight inches long, all pink mouth and spiky hair.
Dial laughed at him so Buck flew through the air. His barbed-hook claws found the lovely purple hem, and when Dial jumped to her feet, he still hung there. No one imagined how confused he felt. Trevor was leaning back resting on one elbow but he hardly had to reach to get one hand around his milky middle. As he yanked, Buck screamed.
Let go, you silly bugger.
The claws were caught. Trevor pulled harder. The dress ripped. A flood of green hundred-dollar bills sliced through the gray cyclonic air.
The mother’s speckly eyes flicked up and down the street, then toward the dark open door of the post office. She lifted a single bill from between her long straight toes.
Trevor kneeled and unhooked the claws from the torn hem and then gave the cat to the boy.
Scram, he said.
The boy’s throat was dry. He moved closer to Dial, next to, and behind.
The Rabbitoh came forward across the floor like a squatting monkey in a dance, his long hands harvesting the spilled bills which he stacked and shuffled as he neared.
Don’t sweat it, he said. It’s cool. He passed his loot to the mother without expression. She protected the remainder of the injured velvet in one hand.
If you knew us, said Trevor, you wouldn’t look like that.
How
do
I look, the mother asked.
Like you just shat yourself, said Trevor.
Dial threw her head back and laughed all wrong, like a fat kid on the first day at school.
The boy could not see her face, only the bright light in the eyes of both the men.
14
As Trevor slipped his
Buck peed. The boy poured him milk so he would know he loved him just the same, but the cat cocked his head, and watched it drip away.
Buck, Buck, Buck. He grabbed. Buck feinted left and then leaped on the hem.
Now Dial grabbed. Then Buck squawked. Dial unhooked his claws, and held him out toward the boy, who tucked the fierce little creature inside the cardigan and tied him in a friendly knot.
Take him for a walk.
He took Buck down the steps and showed him the seeds and washed two for him. He taught him to count. Buck tried to kill the bugs and then got puzzled and then he went back up the steps and the boy washed some more seeds and lined them up, about thirty, before he was ordered to take Buck away again.
Where can I go?
He meant, Don’t send me away from you.
There’s a very interesting war memorial, Trevor said.
I’m OK here, the boy said.
Go, called Dial.
He dropped Buck in the cardigan and slung the cardigan around his neck. At the far end of the street, in front of the Wild West bar, he could see a lonely statue ringed by long green grass. In the old chapel near 116th Street he had seen white marble slabs with the names of Columbia students who had died in the Civil War. His grandma took him. She said, These children want to make another civil war.
She had meant his mom and dad. He was old enough to know she should not talk to him like this.
They never think they’ll die, she said, her voice getting that catch to it, a sort of flutter she saved for stuff like this. She didn’t know how bad this felt. She didn’t know he listened to her breathing in the night.
I know, he said—to stop her being bohemian, to make her quiet.
As the boy came down the post office steps he had to jump over the Rabbitoh arranging his long brown legs.
The sky was gray and thick and furry. Steam rose from the blacktop. When he arrived at the memorial he saw a small bronze lizard cross the soldier’s dead blind eyes.
Yellow lights arrived flashing like a police car—a truck. The driver stared at him and raised a finger from the wheel. It was a local wave, but the boy did not know what sort of sign it was. He was not worried very much but he hurried back to the post office where Buck got free and jumped up to the railing. He was about eight inches long, all pink mouth and spiky hair.
Dial laughed at him so Buck flew through the air. His barbed-hook claws found the lovely purple hem, and when Dial jumped to her feet, he still hung there. No one imagined how confused he felt. Trevor was leaning back resting on one elbow but he hardly had to reach to get one hand around his milky middle. As he yanked, Buck screamed.
Let go, you silly bugger.
The claws were caught. Trevor pulled harder. The dress ripped. A flood of green hundred-dollar bills sliced through the gray cyclonic air.
The mother’s speckly eyes flicked up and down the street, then toward the dark open door of the post office. She lifted a single bill from between her long straight toes.
Trevor kneeled and unhooked the claws from the torn hem and then gave the cat to the boy.
Scram, he said.
The boy’s throat was dry. He moved closer to Dial, next to, and behind.
The Rabbitoh came forward across the floor like a squatting monkey in a dance, his long hands harvesting the spilled bills which he stacked and shuffled as he neared.
Don’t sweat it, he said. It’s cool. He passed his loot to the mother without expression. She protected the remainder of the injured velvet in one hand.
If you knew us, said Trevor, you wouldn’t look like that.
How
do
I look, the mother asked.
Like you just shat yourself, said Trevor.
Dial threw her head back and laughed all wrong, like a fat kid on the first day at school.
The boy could not see her face, only the bright light in the eyes of both the men.
14
As Trevor slipped his
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