stared at my feet. I was starting to like my new shoes. ‘You look great by the way,’ he said. ‘Thanks. You do too.’ There was a distinctly awkward atmosphere. It wasn’t how it used to be at all. Things had changed. Maybe people were right about him; I shouldn’t get back with him. ‘I saw you on Facebook with her,’ I said. He looked confused. ‘Who?’ ‘Your new girlfriend.’ He placed his lager down again. ‘My new girlfriend isn’t on my Facebook page.’ ‘What?’ ‘I can’t put her on there.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘ I just can’t.’ ‘So who’s the slutty brunette in your main photo?’ He laughed. ‘That’s Monica.’ ‘And who’s she?’ ‘ She’s just this girl who keeps flirting with me. She keeps messaging me telling me where she’ll be and to be honest she’s a bit of a stalker. I had a fall out with my girlfriend a few weeks ago and I sort of copped off with Monica at a club and ever since then she keeps trying it on. She’s got a fella though and I’ve got a girlfriend so nothing’s happened since.’ ‘So what does your girlfriend think about you having Monica splashed all over your Facebook page?’ ‘She knows all about it. She’s glad. People don’t suspect anything if they see me with Monica.’ ‘What do you mean?’ He took a deep breath in. ‘My girlfriend’s not my PA. She’s a married woman, ok?’ I was shocked. ‘What? How could you!’ ‘She’s not married any more, they’re separated.’ ‘ Because of you, right?’ ‘We didn’t mean for it to happen – it just did!’ ‘So why did you ask me over tonight? You don’t want to get back together with me do you?’ He laughed sarcastically. ‘What gave you that idea?’ ‘I don’t know. I guess I just thought you’d realize what a mistake you made that’s all.’ ‘But I didn’t make a mistake, Tez. We grew apart. I grew up and you didn’t.’ I got angry. ‘What do you mean by that?’ ‘ Come on Te z, look at yourself. I left school, went to Uni got an entry level accounts job and now I’m a partner in my firm. I have ambition and I need a woman who’s got ambition too. All you wanted to do was stay local, get yourself a dead-end job and have an easy life. You need to get out of your comfort zone and do something different!’ ‘For your information I’m a marketing assistant now!’ ‘I know but that’s only because Mia’s leaving!’ I paused to digest what he’d just said. How did he know about it? I hadn’t told him. Then it hit me. I looked at him. He was avoiding eye contact, gulping his lager. ‘Oh my god – it’s her isn’t it? You’re Mia’s bit on the side!’ I felt like I’d been hit by a truck. I sat back down and started to gulp my lager down- fast. ‘So, when did it happen, then? When did you first meet her?’ ‘ It was at your Christmas party.’ I walked to the fridge and got some more lager. Now that there was no chance of a reunion I could relax a bit more. ‘How could you do this to me? With my own boss as well! I always thought she was a cow but all this time she was telling me to get over my problems when she was the cause of them all! What a total bitch! It’s a good job she’s leaving otherwise I’d have to kill the cow!’ ‘ For your information she feels terrible about the whole thing! She’s dreading Monday when you go to her for your training.’ ‘ I bet she only gave me her job because of her guilt! Well you know what? I think I’ll take a lesson from you – on Monday I’m gonna step right out of my comfort zone! If she thinks she can take my fiancé from me without a fight she’s more of an idiot than I thought!’ ‘ Tez, calm down. Don’t lose your new job whatever you do.’ ‘So now you’re saying I should stay in my comfort zone? You’re full of shit, Mark! I don’t know what I ever saw in you in the first place!’ He looked hurt. ‘You don’t mean that.’ ‘ I do, though.