better now.
âYou know what weâre having for our Fourth of July barbecue, Patrick?â
Darby moaned as her grandfather had known she would.
âNo, sir.â
âKalua pork.â
âYum,â Patrick said.
â Not yum,â Darby said.
âYou donât like it?â Patrick asked.
Darby swiveled in her seat and told him, âNot when itâs made from a pet.â
âYou canât possibly be speaking of Pigolo.â Patrick sounded horrified.
âSee?â Darby demanded. âBesides, heâs too young forâ¦that.â
âNever heard of suckling pig where you come from?â Jonah teased.
âWhy, the very idea turns my stomach,â Patrick said.
âThen I guess we wonât invite you,â Jonah said.
âWait, Mr. Kealoha. Let me change your mind with a few little-known facts about our porcine cousins.â
âGo ahead, but Iâm no cousin to a dirty pig,â Jonah told him.
âActually, swineâgiven a choiceâare not dirty. They have no sweat glands. Thatâs the only reason they roll in mud. If thereâs clean water around, theyâdrather swim. And all pigs keep theirââPatrick cleared his throatââtoilets far from where they eat. Why, newborn piglets will leave their birth nest and totter some distance to relieve themselves.â
Jonah was smiling, but Patrick was behind him, so he couldnât see that Jonah was struggling not to laugh.
âMy mindâs not changed,â Jonah said.
âPerhaps it would interest you to know that pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in our universeâtested by human standards.â
âWhatâs smarter?â Darby asked. âMonkeys, horses, or dogs?â
Patrick shook his head. âChimpanzees, dolphins, and elephants. By the age of two weeks, a piglet living with humans has not only learned its name, it will answer to it.
âAnd theyâre really quite affectionate. They love sleeping in close contact with other members of theirââ
âWeâre here,â Darby said.
âI see it,â Jonah said as the Land Rover slowed.
âYouâll have something to do besides torment us,â Darby said, but her grandfather didnât show even a hint of a smile.
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Ann and her mother waved as Jonah parked the Land Rover next to the house. They stood outside the pinto pasture. In just a few minutes, Darby, Patrick, and Jonah had joined them.
âAloha,â called Ramona. âEdâs inside making dinner.â
âI can smell it from here,â Jonah growled appreciatively and patted his stomach.
âHe thought you might want to get a preview of our bad boy before we sat down to eat.â
âSuits me,â Jonah said.
âThis is really exciting!â Patrick said. âIâve hardly been off the ranch since my mishap, and a puzzle like Sugarfoot is just what my stagnant brain needs.â
âItâs good to see you, too,â Ann said, giving him a quick hug.
âGood-lookinâ horse,â Jonah said, and then added, âFor a paint.â
âHe looks absolutely serene,â Patrick observed.
âDoesnât he?â Ann asked.
Sugarfoot grazed between Smudge and Red Cloud. The caramel-and-cream pinto grazed side-on to them. His two-toned mane touched the ground and his conformation showed the best of both breeds. He had the grace and finely molded head of an Arabian, but his deep chest and short-coupled body looked more like a Morgan. When Sugarfoot saw the newcomers, he lifted his head.
With his gold-and-white forelock blowing clear of his face, he studied them, then snorted and came closer at a trot.
âThatâs not chasing, is it?â Patrick asked.
âNot even close,â Ann said.
Darby slipped in next to her friend at the fence. Annâs eyelids were red-rimmed and puffy.
Darby heard Jonahâs sigh. Theyâd
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