his voice and startedshaking his finger at a Troop D
guy while Mister Dillon •was around, that fellow ran the risk of picking his nose with the tip of a pencil for the rest of his life.
'What's doin, boys?' Orville asked, but before anyone could answer him, Mister Dillon began to howl. Sandy Dearborn, who happened to be standing right beside the dog, had never heard anything quite like that howl in his entire life. Mister D backed up a pace and then hunkered, facing the Buick. His head was up and his hindquarters were down. He looked like a dog does when he's taking a crap, except for his fur. It was bushed out all over his body, every hair standing on end. Sandy's skin went cold.
'Holy God, what's wrong with him?' Phil asked in a low, awed voice, and then Mister D let loose with another of those long, wavering howls. He took three or four stalk-steps toward the Buick, never coming out of that hunched-over, cramped-up, taking-a-crap stoop, all the time with his muzzle pointing at the sky. It was awful to watch. He made two or three more of those awkward movements, then dropped flat on the macadam, panting and whining.
'What the hell?' Orv said.
'Put a leash on him,' Tony said. 'Get him inside.' Orv did as Tony said, actually running to get Mister Dillon's leash. Phil Candleton, who had always been especially partial to the dog, went with Orv once the leash was on him, walking next to Mister D, occasionally bending down to give him a comforting stroke arid a soothing word. Later, he told the others that the dog had been shivering all over. Nobody said anything. Nobody had to. They were all thinking the same thing, that Mister Dillon had pretty well proved Curt's point. The ground wasn't shaking and Tony hadn't heard anything when he stuck his head in through the Buick's window, but something was wrong with it, all right. A lot more wrong than the size of its steering wheel or its strange notchless ignition key. Something worse.
In the seventies and eighties, Pennsylvania State Police foren-sics investigators were rolling stones, travelling around to the various Troops in a given area from District HQ. In the case of Troop D, HQ
was Butler. There were no forensics vans; such big-city luxuries were dreamed of, but wouldn't actually arrive in rural Pennsylvania until almost the end of the century. The forensics guys rode in unmarked police cars, carrying their equipment in trunks and back seats, toting it to various crime scenes in big canvas shoulder-bags with the PSP keystone logo on the sides. There were three guys in most forensics crews: the chief and two technicians. Sometimes there was also a trainee. Most of these looked too young to buy a legal drink.
One such team appeared at Troop D that afternoon. They had ridden over from Shippenville, at Tony Schoondist's personal request. It was a funny informal visit, a vehicle exam not quite in the line of duty. The crew chief was Bibi Roth, one of the oldtimers (men joked that Bibi had learned his trade at the knee of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson). He and Tony Schoondist got along well, and Bibi didn't mind Generated by ABC Amber LIT Conv erter, http://www.processtext.com/abclit.html
doing a solid for the Troop D SC. Not as long as it stayed quiet, that was.
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Ned stopped me at this point to ask why the forensic exami-nation of the Buick was conducted in such an odd (to him, at least) off-the-cuff manner.
'Because,' I told him, 'the only criminal complaint in the matter that any of us could think of was theft of services - eleven dollars' worth of hi-test gasoline. That's a misdemeanor, not worth a forensic crew's time.'
'Dey woulda burned almost dat much gas gettin over here from Shippenville,' Arky pointed out.
'Not to mention the man-hours,' Phil added.
I said, 'Tony didn't want to start a paper trail. Remember that there wasn't one at that point. All he had was a car. A veryweird car, granted, one with no license plates, no registration, and -
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