and sat with them and the youth stroked her head and soft coat. The youth said what a nice dog she seemed. âYeah,â said Clem, âsheâs a real good little workinâ dog.â Then he added grimly: âSheâs clever enough that even belonginâ to Coles hasnât ruined her.â
They forced themselves to go back under the shed for another stint, and when they stopped for their next break Clem was in the mood to tell the story of the bulldozer.
âWhen Jimson bought Dunkeld he had this grand vision of beinâ a big-time grazier and one oâ the landed gentry, and Coles egged him on. Jimson had never been closer to the bush than Pitt Street, and didnât know a sheep-run from a hole in the ground, so he gave Coles a free hand to do whatever he thought best to improve the place. Coles kept sayinâ that in five years heâd have it lookinâ like a
park
. That was the big thing, to have it lookinâ like a
park
.
âWell one day Coles went out and bought this bloody great Caterpillar, this bulldozer, that the shire council was gettinâ rid of because it was a clapped-out piece oâ junk. But Coles paid top price for itâthousands and thousands of Jimsonâs moneyâand had it trucked to the property as if it was Godâs gift to the place. The idea was that the dozer would clear all the felled timber thatâd been lyinâ around on the slopes for the last sixty-odd years. But the dozer never did a proper dayâs work of clearinâ because it was forever breakinâ down, and Coles was forever forkinâ out Jimsonâs money to pay for new parts and for specialist mechanics to come out. Of course, it was a lucky thing that the dozer
was
a dud, otherwise somebody woulda got killed when it rolled over, seeinâ as how most of the property is too steep and treacherous for any dozer to operate on.
âWell, Jimson might not have known the first thing about the bush, but he knew about money and he knew that Coles was wastinâ heaps of it. Now Coles isnât the kind of bloke whoâll admit heâs made a galah of himself, so he keeps insistinâ that the Caterpillarâs a great investment and itâll be a real goer as soon as a few little problems are sorted out.
âSo this day Jimson drives up from the city in one of his flash Eye-tie cars. A
Maserati
, I think it was, one oâ them racinâ cars thatâs worth its weight in frigginâ diamonds.
And
heâs got his new girlfriend with him that he wants to impress, and sheâs a fashion model or somethinâ, done up to the nines. Anyway, after they have lunch, Coles decides to show Jimson and the girlfriend how good the dozer is so he jumps on and starts her up and goes roarinâ around the home paddock, churninâ the ground to buggery. I seen this meself, because me and Gladys happened to be drivinâ past along the top of the hill just then, on our way to town. Suddenly the controls jam on the dozer, like they was always doinâ, and itâs headinâ towards where the Maseratiâs parked. Well, I sâpose the whole thing only took about ten seconds, but I can see it now like it was happeninâ in slow motion. Coles is wrestlinâ with the levers and shoutinâ at the dozer at the top of his voice that itâs a bastard swine of a thing. Jimson is jumpinâ up and down and yellinâ and wavinâ his arms like heâs got a goanna up his trousers. The girlfriend is leaninâ into the car to get somethinâ, and she looks up and starts screaminâ and scramblinâ to get out. And Mrs. Coles is at the side oâ the house doinâ a sorta mad shriek. And the dogs are all barkinâ too.
âWell, I thought the Maserati was gone for sure, and the girlfriend with it. The blade oâ the dozer is about twenty feet from the driverâs-side door when Coles gets control
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