she was good to me, if you mean she kept me alive. She had to keep me alive if she wanted to make any money out of me. But she fed me on stale bread from the bakery and bones from the butcherâs. Bones are all right; I got nothing against bones. But she always boiled them first to make soup for herself, and a bone that has been made soup out of is about as pleasant to chew on as an old doorknob. Why, singe my whiskers, Freddy, I bet Iâve lost fifty pounds! Iâm glad there isnât a mirror in this room; I shudder to think what I must look like.â
âYou look all right,â said Freddy. âYouâre thin, and your mane is kind of faded outâprobably from being indoors so much.â
Leo said: â âTwouldnât take long to get it in shape. A henna rinse would fix it up. And I ought to have another permanent; there isnât hardly a crinkle left in the darn thing, except at the ends.â Then his head drooped. âBut whatâs the use thinking about that? I canât get away from this place.â
âListen,â Freddy said. âMrs. Church brought Jinx and me down here in her car. Sheâs picking us up again day after tomorrow and taking us home. Well, she picks you up too. You wonât leave tracks riding in a car.â
Leo cheered up a little at this news, but he was still doubtful. What were they going to do until day after tomorrow? They couldnât keep Mrs. Guffin locked up; her friends and neighbors would begin to wonder â¦
âYou leave it to me,â said Freddy. âWeâll work it somehow. Right now I have to go back to the hotel. Iâll leave Jinx with you.â And he went to the door and called the cat.
âHi, lion,â said Jinx. He looked at Leo critically. âBoy, you certainly look like a candidate for the Old Lionsâ Home. You look like youâve been entertaining a couple of moths. Whatâs the matterâdidnât a diet of chickadees agree with you?â
âYouâve heard about that, eh?â said Leo. âI didnât eat the chickadees. But I had to catch âem for her. She dyed them and sold them for canaries. Nights I hadnât caught any I didnât get any supper. But eat âem!â He made a face. âOh, I was hungry enough to, but they donât pay for the trouble. Youâre picking feathers out of your teeth for the next hour.â
Jinx said: âYeah. I gave up birds years ago. Feathers tickle your nose and make you sneeze so you canât tell what youâre eating. Mice nowâtheyâre real tasty. But I gave them up too. I like âem personally, you understand, and it donât seem right to eat âem. Kind of abusing their friendship, isnât it?â
Freddy had adjusted his shawl and was moving towards the door. âYou two stand guard over Mrs. G. while Iâm gone,â he said. âIâll hurry back. And better lock the front door after me, so if anybody comes theyâll think Mrs. G. is out shopping.â
Chapter 7
Back at the hotel Freddy went up the stairs and down the corridor towards his room. He was just fumbling in his pocket for his key when he heard a terrified scream, the door of his room was flung open, and a chambermaid came tearing out, her eyes wild, her skirts flying. She galloped past Freddy without even seeing him and made for the stairs, screaming all the while.
Freddy thought: âOh, gosh, I forgot that the chambermaid would have a key. Sheâs gone in to make the bed, and seen the cats.â And that, as he found later, was what had happened. If you go into a room and see one cat there you donât think anything about it. But if you go in and fourteen cats all turn around and look at you, you can be excused for screaming a little.
But Freddy realized that something had to be done, quick. Fortunately nobody looked out of any of the other doors on that corridor; the guests were
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