as he wanted me to.â
âAll my teachers in school used to call me Gregory,â Gregor said. âIt used to drive me crazy. It happened in the Bureau, too. Is Linda actually around here anywhere?â
Gregor turned around and looked across the restaurant. It was slowly beginning to fill up. Almost nobody on the street cooked anymore, unless they were having a party or family was coming. Lida Arkmanian was sitting with Hannah Krekorian and Sheila Kashinian. Lida and Sheila had on their chinchilla coatsâend of summer, muggy hot weather be damned.
The doors to the back opened then, and Linda Melajian came in, carrying the coffeepot in one hand. She breezed by at least four tables that wanted her attention and came over to them, flipping the coffee cups upright with her free hand.
âGeorge will have a Western omelet, and Bennis is eating with Donna, so Gregor will have scrambled eggs with bacon and sausages and hash browns, plus buttered toast and nine-one-one on speed dial,â she said. âHow am I doing?â
âPerfectly,â Gregor said. âBut Bennis is going to be here, even if itâs at another table, so maybe I ought to tone it down a little.â
âDo what you want,â Linda said. âBut Bennis is picking Donna up at Donnaâs, and you know what thatâs going to be like. They wonât be here for an hour. Iâm supposed to tell you that hardwood floors are better in the master bedroom than a carpet is, and you can always buy an Oriental rug.â
âBennis told you to talk to me about hardwood floors in the master bedroom?â Gregor said.
âNo,â Linda said, âLida did. She was talking to Bennis about it yesterday, I think. Really, Gregor, I donât see the point. Do you? I mean, there isnât really a master bedroom in that place, not like there would be in a modern house, with a bathroom and walk-in closetsââ
âThere will be by the time Bennis gets through with it,â old George said.
âYou know what I mean,â Linda said. âLet me go get you your food and find out what everybody else wants. There was some guy in here at opening, he was standing right outside the door when I came to unlock it. Anyway, heâs looking for Gregor.â
âIs he here now?â Gregor asked.
âNope,â Linda said. âHe said heâd be back later. Iâve got no idea where he went. There isnât anything open around here at a quarter to six in the morning, and itâs not like he could go home. I saw his car. It had New York plates.â
âThat will be your appointment,â old George said. âBennis said he was from New York.â
âHeâs also not supposed to be here until eight,â Gregor said.
âWhatever,â Linda said. âHeâs probably around somewhere, wandering into bad neighborhoods and getting mugged. Not that heâs the kind of person youâd think would get mugged. Heâs absolutely enormous. Taller than Gregor even. And heâs fat. I donât know. Maybe theyâd mug a fat guy. They donât usually like tall, though.â
ââTheyâ is muggers?â Gregor asked.
âExactly,â Linda said. âBut thereâs the fat, and then thereâs theâI donât know. Aura. He was the most nervous person Iâve ever seen. He practically jumped out of his skin when I came up behind him. And he had a briefcase. One of the old-fashioned floppy kinds with straps that you buckle like a belt.â
âThis is supposed to make him more likely to be mugged?â Father Tibor said. âYouâre not making any sense.â
âI didnât say I was making any sense,â Linda said. âI was just telling you what I saw. Anyway, I put a RESERVED sign on one of the bigger tables against the wall. Anybody with a briefcase as big as that is going to have to have some room to spread out.
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