Kipleyâs.â
Ellery set his cup down and grabbed the newspaper. He knew the Broadway columnist well; on numerous occasions Kipley had given him valuable tips. This morningâs column was devoted almost entirely to the late Glory Guildâs count; Ellery could imagine Armando baring his magnificent choppers. âMost of this is pretty much public property, Harry, but I have an idea Kipâs holding back the real pay dirt for later developments. It gives me a thought.â
He consulted his address book and dialed Kipleyâs unlisted number. âKip? Ellery Queen. Did I get you up?â
âHell, no,â said the columnistâs famous piping voice. âIâm in the middle of breakfast. I was wondering when youâd get around to me, Charlie. Youâre in this GeeGee business up to your belly button, arenât you?â
âJust about. Kip, Iâd like to see you.â
âAny time. I keep open house.â
âPrivately.â
âSure. One oâclock at my place?â
âYou have a date.â Ellery hung up. âYou never know,â he said to Harry Burke. âKipleyâs like that wine horn of Thorâs, inexhaustible. Give me twenty minutes, Harry, and weâll have brunch and hit Kip for the inside scoop.â
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The columnist was a tiny dark vibrant man with the profile of a doge, dressed in a heavy silk kimono of authentic manufacture. âExcuse the negligee.â Kipley said, shaking Elleryâs hand limply. âI never get dressed before four oâclock. Whoâs this?â
Ellery introduced Burke, who submitted to a quick examination by a pair of birdy black eyes. Then he was dismissed with, âHarry Burke? Never heard,â and Kipley nodded toward the elaborate bar, where his Puerto Rican houseman was hoveringâbecause of Kipleyâs column, Felipe was probably the most advertised houseman in Manhattan. The penthouse apartment was almost sterile, unfeminine to the bone; Kipley was a notorious hypochondriac and woman-dodger, with a housewifeâs passion for order. âWhatâll you have to drink?â He was also a non-drinker.
âToo early for me, thanks,â said Ellery; and Burke, sensing a clue, declined as well, although he eyed the Johnnie Walker Black Label longingly. Kipley nodded to Felipe, and the houseman vanished. It seemed to Burke that the columnist was pleased.
âPark it, gentlemen. What do you want to know?â
âWhatever youâve got on Carlos Armando.â Ellery said. âAnd I donât mean that warmed-over rehash you ran this morning.â
The columnist chuckled. âItâs all in the timing, Charlie; I donât have to tell you. Whatâs in it for me?â
âNothing I can think of.â Ellery said, âat the moment. Because as yet I donât know a thing. If I come up with anything I can let you have, Kip, youâll get your quid pro quo.â
Kipley looked at him. âI take it Mr. Burke here is all right?â
âHarryâs a private detective from London. Heâs connected with the case in a peripheral sort of way.â
âIf youâd rather, Mr. Kipley, Iâll leave,â Burke said without rancor. He half rose.
âSit down, Charlie. Itâs just that when I spill my girlish secrets I like to know who-allâs on the bugging end. So this thing has a British tie-in? Who?â
âWhoâs spilling whose girlish secrets?â Ellery asked, laughing. âCome on, Kip, open up. I told you we have a deal.â
âArmando.â Kipley pulled his Venetian nose. âThe guy is strictly a no-goodnik. A sex-crazy maniac. And greasy as the top of a one-arm short-order cookâs stove. The way he slimed up GeeGeeâs nest for over five yearsâwith that stupid middle-age canary never suspecting a thing, as far as I knowâis enough to make even me puke.â
âHeâs been
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