the fact that Jacqui had assured me no other person was present at the time) I would have thought that the photograph was of a liv- ing person. Another giveaway was the ghost’s confused and pained expression. Zooming in on her face was heart-break- ing, it was obvious that the woman had been thrust into a tragic situation by her angst-ridden impulsiveness. Her suicide 70 The Kalamunda Hotel was a knee jerk reaction which has now left her trapped in the lower-vibratory realms. Jacqui handed me a thumb drive which I would listen to later, but first it was time to introduce ourselves to the hotel’s resident ghosts. We made our way up the wide, wooden stair case, snap- ping away as we went. Although we managed to capture numerous orbs in our photos, we were both in the mindset that we wanted a more concrete connection with the hotel’s ghosts. We didn’t need proof of their presence, we knew they were there and we wanted to help. Perhaps fortuitously, a smallish round table sat off to one side of the upstairs bar area. “That table would be perfect for a session of table tipping,” I said. “Do you think we should see if anyone wants to make contact?” Jacqui smiled as she pushed away the surrounding chairs. “Absolutely!” she said. A moment later, we were carrying the table into the Dome Room; the room in which we felt the ghosts most strongly. “Right!” I said as we placed our hands on the table. “Let’s see if anyone wants to come through …” Jacqui and I spent the next half hour chatting to the young girl in the photo, and to Mr Paddy Connelly himself. Although Paddy was initially reluctant to communicate, he soon warmed to us and was happy to join in. We ended up using an upturned glass with a hastily scribbled Ouija board, through which Paddy was able to identify himself and make contact. His energy first came across as unwelcoming and angry, but we soon reassured him that we were here to help and meant him no harm. I feel confident that we eventually won him The Kalamunda Hotel 71 over, especially since we shared an amusing exchange at the end of the afternoon. “Paddy,” I said. “We are definitely coming back next week. We’re going to help you and all the souls who are trapped here move on. Are you happy about that?” YES he slowly responded. “I know you don’t have a great history with women, but may I ask if there’s any chance you like me?” Again, the glass dragged itself to YES. “What about Jacqui?” I asked. “Do you like her?” YES! “Wonderful!” I said. “We feel the same about you. And I know you won the Ugliest Man competition, but let me just say that I’ve seen your photo and I don’t think you’re ugly at all!” The light-hearted banter seemed to affect the atmosphere in the room. The heaviness seemed to clear, and was replaced by a sense of excitement and anticipation. I asked Paddy if we could have a farewell photo before we left, suggesting that he posed with Jacqui. At first glance, there was nothing to hint at Paddy’s presence, and it wasn’t until I downloaded the photo that afternoon that I began to laugh. A radiant little orb had positioned itself right in the mid- dle of Jacqui’s lips, prompting me to think that our new friend was giving her a farewell kiss. I couldn’t wait to get back to the hotel and help Paddy and his cohorts cross over. Later that evening, I armed myself with my headphones and settled down to listen to Jacqui’s EVP recording of the hotel. Jacqui had stayed at the hotel with her sister two years earlier ; a girls’ ghost hunting trip scheduled to coincide with her sister’s visit from Ireland.
72 The Kalamunda Hotel Upon asking Paddy Connolly to appear as an orb in a farewell photo, Jacqui and I were amused to see that he had placed himself upon Jacqui’s lips! A lump formed in my throat as I heard the imploring voices pleading for release. “Help us!” called