of the âtwelve cell rule.â
Kent County District Courts guarded the twelve cell rule jealously. Unarmed desperados who resisted arrest could be subdued within the twelve cell rule. The amount of force was calculated as follows: two strokes with a six cell, three strokes with a four cell, et cetera. I expected that Van Huis could probably subdue an ox with his six cell and stay within the budget. He flashed it up and down the side of my car.
âWhat the hell make is this thing, anyway?â he asked. âThereâs no emblem.â
âBuick body, Olds engine, Chevy transmission.â I said. âPick a brand you like and go with that. When they made this one, they all looked alike except for the bumpers and tail lights.â
âWhere do you get off ragging on my van and driving a dinosaur like this?â
âItâs got five hundred horsepower.â
âItâs got bullet holes, for Godâs sake,â said Van Huis.
âI was a little slow making the jump to light speed.â
âBut not in Kentwood?â
ââCourse not,â I said.
âI think the windshield job probably totaled it,â said Van Huis. âYou still want a report for the insurance company?â
âI want you to catch the perpetrators and bring them to justice.â
Ben laughed.
âMight have been eco-terrorists trying to get this thing off the road,â said Van Huis.
I caught a glint of light off a puddle next to Van Huisâs foot. I pointed. âI think you got a clue, right next to you on the ground.â
He searched out the puddleâreally just a dribbleâwith his light. I stooped over, stuck my fingers in the liquid, and stood back up to inspect my fingers in the light of his torch. They shimmered pale green.
âAntifreeze,â he said. âProbably yours.â
I rubbed the liquid between my thumb and fingertips and held it under my nose. âNo,â I said. âHydraulic fluid.â
âHydraulic fluid is red,â said Van Huis.
âWhen itâs green, what does that mean?â
Van Huis guessed. âForeign car?â
âIn this case a Jag, I think.â
6
âD ANNY HAD A DOUBLE DATE so he took Momâs car,â said Ben. We lined up at the stop sign with Detective Van Huisâs fake-woody minivan. He went left and Ben turned right onto Forty-fourth Street.
âItâs a school night,â I said.
âDanny wouldâve been in college if he hadnât broke his leg and been in traction for six weeks.â
âCoulda, shoulda, woulda,â I said. âTake the next â¦â
I flopped down the visor and focused the vanity mirror out the rear window. We had three sets of headlights behind us.
Ben flipped up the turn signal. âItâs a school play,â he said. He took his foot off the gas and pushed in the clutch.
âOh yeah? What are they doing?â
âOklahoma,â
he said, and eased into the turnâonto a residential street.
âSorry I missed it.â
âItâs on again tomorrow and Friday,â said Ben. âWhat are we doing? Do we know somebody down here?â
âNope. Checking for a tail.â
âCool.â
The car directly behind us passed the intersection, but the second one turned in after us. I watched for it to flash under the street lightâa small white car with a dark top.
âMaybe your mother and I will go see it on Friday,â I said. âTake the next right.â
âFriday is sold out. We have somebody?â
âMaybe.â
âCool.â
âSignal a left turn but turn right.â I watched the car in the mirror. Ben flipped down the turn indicator and got on the clutch and brake for the turn. The car behind us signaled a left turn. We made the right.
At this point the casual observer would think we were nuts, but a pro would know he was toasted or that I was cleaning myself. Heâd pass
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