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sir.”
    “You were with your mistress a long time?” asked Poirot.
    “Twenty-two years, sir.”
    “You are alone here caretaking?”
    “Me and cook, sir.”
    “She was also a long time with Miss Arundell?”
    “Four years, sir. The old cook died.”
    “Supposing I were to buy the house, would you be prepared to stay on?”
    She blushed a little.
    “It's very kind of you, sir, I'm sure, but I'm going to retire from service. The mistress left me a nice little sum, you see, and I'm going to my brother. I'm only remaining here as a convenience to Miss Lawson until the place is sold - to look after everything.”
    Poirot nodded.
    In the momentary silence a new sound was heard.
    “Bump, bump, bump.”
    A monotonous sound increasing in volume and seeming to descend from above.
    “It's Bob, sir.” She was smiling. “He's got hold of his ball and he's bumping it down the stairs. It's a little game of his.”
    As we reached the bottom of the stairs a black rubber ball arrived with a thud on the last step. I caught it and looked up. Bob was lying on the top step, his paws splayed out, his tail gently wagging. I threw it up to him. He caught it neatly, chewed it for a minute or two with evident relish, then laid it between his paws and gently edged it forward with his nose till he finally bunted it over and it bumped once more down the stairs, Bob wagging his tail furiously as he watched its progress.
    “He'll stay like that for hours, sir. Regular game of his. He'd go on all day at it. That'll do now. Bob. The gentlemen have got something else to do than play with you.”
    A dog is a great promoter of friendly intercourse. Our interest and liking for Bob had quite broken down the natural stiffness of the good servant. As we went up to the bedroom floors, our guide was talking quite garrulously as she gave us accounts of Bob's wonderful sagacity. The ball had been left at the foot of the stairs. As we passed him, Bob gave us a look of deep disgust and stalked down in a dignified fashion to retrieve it. As we turned to the right I saw him slowly coming up again with it in his mouth, his gait that of an extremely old man forced by unthinking persons to exert himself unduly.
    As we went round the bedrooms, Poirot began gradually to draw our conductress out.
    “There were four Miss Arundells lived here, did they not?” he asked.
    “Originally, yes, sir, but that was before my time. There was only Miss Agnes and Miss Emily when I came and Miss Agnes died soon afterwards. She was the youngest of the family. It seemed odd she should go before her sister.”
    “I suppose she was not so strong as her sister?”
    “No, sir, it's odd that. My Miss Arundell, Miss Emily, she was always the delicate one. She'd had a lot to do with doctors all her life. Miss Agnes was always strong and robust and yet she went first, and Miss Emily who'd been delicate from a child outlived all the family. Very odd the way things happen.”
    “Astonishing how often that is the case.” Poirot plunged into (I feel sure) a wholly mendacious story of an invalid uncle which I will not trouble to repeat here. It suffices to say that it had its effect. Discussions of death and such matters do more to unlock the human tongue than any other subject. Poirot was in a position to ask questions that would have been regarded with suspicious hostility twenty minutes earlier.
    “Was Miss Arundell's illness a long and painful one?”
    “No, I wouldn't say that, sir. She'd been ailing, if you know what I mean, for a long time - ever since two winters before. Very bad she was then - this here jaundice. Yellow in the face they go and the whites of their eyes -”
    “Ah, yes, indeed -” (Anecdote of Poirot's cousin who appeared to have been the Yellow Peril in person.)
    “That's right - just as you say, sir. Terribly ill she was, poor dear. Couldn't keep anything down. If you ask me. Dr Grainger hardly thought she'd pull through. But he'd a wonderful way with her -