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    He got up off the ground and said, “I’m beginning not to despise you.”
    â€œNice to hear,” Decker said.
    â€œYou didn’t go inside.”
    â€œIt’s not my house,” Decker said.
    â€œPrecisely,” Skink grumped, clomping onto the porch. “Some people would’ve gone in anyway.”
    Daylight added no nuances or definition to Skink’s appearance. Today he wore camouflage fatigues, sunglasses, and a flowered shower cap from which sprouted the long braid of silver-gray hair.
    He poured coffee for Decker, but none for himself.
    â€œI got fresh rabbit for lunch,” Skink said.
    â€œNo thanks.”
    â€œI said fresh.”
    â€œI just ate,” Decker said unconvincingly.
    â€œHow was the funeral?”
    Decker shrugged. “Did you know Robert Clinch?”
    â€œI know them all,” Skink said.
    â€œLanie Gault?”
    â€œHer brother’s the big tycoon who hired you.”
    â€œRight.” Decker had been relieved when Ott had told him that Dennis Gault was Lanie’s brother. A husband would have been disconcerting news indeed.
    Decker said, “Miss Gault thinks there’s something strange about the way Bobby Clinch died.”
    Skink was on his haunches, working on the fire. He didn’t answer right away. Once the tinder was lit, he said, “Good rabbit is tough to come by. They tend to get all the way smushed and there’s no damn meat left. The best ones are the ones that just barely get clipped and knocked back to the shoulder of the road. This one here, you’d hardly know it got hit. Meat’s perfect. Might as well dropped dead of a bunny heart attack.” Skink was arranging the pieces on a frypan.
    â€œI’ll try a bite or two,” Decker said, surrendering.
    Only then did Skink smile. It was one of the unlikeliest smiles Decker had ever seen, because Skink had perfect teeth. Straight, flawless, blindingly white ivories, the kind nobody is born with. TV-anchorman-type teeth—Skink’s were that good.
    Decker wasn’t sure if he should be comforted or concerned. He was still thinking about those teeth when Skink said: “I was at the Coon Bog Saturday morning.”
    â€œWhen it happened?”
    â€œRight before.”
    â€œThey said he must’ve been doing sixty knots when the boat flipped.”
    Skink basted the sizzling rabbit with butter. He looked up and said, “When I saw the boat, it wasn’t moving.”
    â€œWas Clinch alive?”
    â€œHell, yes.”
    Decker said, “Then the accident must have happened after you left.”
    Skink snorted.
    â€œDid he see you?” Decker asked.
    â€œNope. I was kneeling in the trees, skinning out a rattler. Nobody saw me.” He handed Decker a hunk of fried meat.
    Decker blew on it until it cooled, then took a small bite. It was really very good. He asked, “What made you notice Clinch?”
    â€œBecause he wasn’t fishing.”
    Decker swallowed the meat, and out came a quizzical noise.
    â€œHe wasn’t fishing,” Skink repeated, “and I thought that was damn strange. Get up at dawn, race like mad to a fishing hole, then just poke around the lily pads with a paddle. I was watching because I wanted to see if he’d find what he was looking for.”
    â€œDid he?”
    â€œDon’t know. I left, had to get the snake on ice.”
    â€œChrist,” Decker said. He reached into the frypan and gingerly picked out another piece of rabbit. Skink nodded approvingly.
    Decker asked, “What do you make of it?”
    Skink said: “I’m working for you, is that right?”
    â€œIf you’ll do it, I sure need the help.”
    â€œNo shit.” The pan was empty. Skink poured the gloppy grease into an old milk carton.
    â€œBass were slapping over that morning,” he said, “and not once did that fucker pick up a rod and cast. Do you find that