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involving the future.
What do the dead wear?
Nothing. It’s like trying to put clothes on the invisible man. You can’t do it. Sometimes they will appear to me in clothing, just so they will be recognizable to the person receiving a reading—for instance, it’s very common for someone to show me a uniform of some kind, whether it’s for a particular job or the military, or maybe I hear (but don’t actually see) that this person was a real snappy dresser. But for the most part they are commando. They are an energy form. They are like a shadow. And shadows don’t like to be burdened by Prada or Louis Vuitton purses. Anyone can tell that I’m not dead yet. I have never met an accessory I did not like! Bring on the bling! Gimme the bangles, baubles, and beads—and while you’re at it, the Chanel sunglasses! Then help me hide the credit card bills from my husband.
Do the dead ever try to give you fashion advice?
No, they leave that to John! As much as I love dressing up and wearing big jewelry, John is the real clotheshorse and fashion police in our family. He’s very particular about his appearance and if we go to the mall I better not even ask him to carry a bag from Sears!
I remember right after I first went public, I was asked to do a private Halloween party and John offered to drive me. I thought it would be nice to have him along because I was a little unsure of myself and thought he’d be good moral support. But as soon as I got in the car, John looked over at me, eyeing my sweater. It was black, decorated with a big orange pumpkin on the front. (I also had on these really cute, dangly ghost earrings for the occasion.) He says, “Is that what you’re wearing?” and I knew by his tone that it was not what he would recommend. He clearly thought a pumpkin sweater was not appropriate attire for a hired psychic. I got a little huffy; I said, “Well what would you suggest, John? Do you think I should maybe be wearing a turban? Maybe a bunch of beads or a medallion? Did I forget my crystal ball?” He knew to let it drop.
When we arrived at the party I discovered that I was not the only psychic for the event. Two of us had been hired, and when I saw the other one I almost burst out laughing. That one would have had John’s seal of approval. Full regalia: turban, medallion, crystal ball.
Do the dead appear in color?
Not to me. No color, no size, no shape. Only on rare occasions when they are trying to give me a clue as to their identity that I can pass along to someone I’m doing a reading for. But even then, it’s more a mist or haze.
Do the dead have emotions?
They can tell what we might be feeling at the moment. They feel total joy and complete forgiveness. There is no room for anger, sadness, or fear on the Other Side. I can only relate it to when something so amazing happens and you are overcome with so much happiness that you forget everything that had been bothering you. You are simply beyond any type of negativity. Your mother-in-law cannot faze you. Your boss cannot make you mad. You are too happy for that. That level of happiness and joy is what They are constantly experiencing. They don’t sit around thinking, “Oh, she is so annoying ,” or, “Geez, I can’t stand him.” They don’t have time for all of that. Annoyances and angers are not acknowledged. They choose joy and love and forgiveness—even when it comes to mother-in-laws (or so I am told).
Do we still experience depression when we are dead?
Not as such. But I do think that even on that side there can be an experience of sorrow in the soul—at least when we first get there—which can come from realizing that we had a chance and screwed it up. Other souls will try to help a given soul get over that. Someone who was an alcoholic on this side and maybe ruined his own life and made other people miserable will realize his past mistakes when he crosses over and may be extremely upset about how he lived his
What do the dead wear?
Nothing. It’s like trying to put clothes on the invisible man. You can’t do it. Sometimes they will appear to me in clothing, just so they will be recognizable to the person receiving a reading—for instance, it’s very common for someone to show me a uniform of some kind, whether it’s for a particular job or the military, or maybe I hear (but don’t actually see) that this person was a real snappy dresser. But for the most part they are commando. They are an energy form. They are like a shadow. And shadows don’t like to be burdened by Prada or Louis Vuitton purses. Anyone can tell that I’m not dead yet. I have never met an accessory I did not like! Bring on the bling! Gimme the bangles, baubles, and beads—and while you’re at it, the Chanel sunglasses! Then help me hide the credit card bills from my husband.
Do the dead ever try to give you fashion advice?
No, they leave that to John! As much as I love dressing up and wearing big jewelry, John is the real clotheshorse and fashion police in our family. He’s very particular about his appearance and if we go to the mall I better not even ask him to carry a bag from Sears!
I remember right after I first went public, I was asked to do a private Halloween party and John offered to drive me. I thought it would be nice to have him along because I was a little unsure of myself and thought he’d be good moral support. But as soon as I got in the car, John looked over at me, eyeing my sweater. It was black, decorated with a big orange pumpkin on the front. (I also had on these really cute, dangly ghost earrings for the occasion.) He says, “Is that what you’re wearing?” and I knew by his tone that it was not what he would recommend. He clearly thought a pumpkin sweater was not appropriate attire for a hired psychic. I got a little huffy; I said, “Well what would you suggest, John? Do you think I should maybe be wearing a turban? Maybe a bunch of beads or a medallion? Did I forget my crystal ball?” He knew to let it drop.
When we arrived at the party I discovered that I was not the only psychic for the event. Two of us had been hired, and when I saw the other one I almost burst out laughing. That one would have had John’s seal of approval. Full regalia: turban, medallion, crystal ball.
Do the dead appear in color?
Not to me. No color, no size, no shape. Only on rare occasions when they are trying to give me a clue as to their identity that I can pass along to someone I’m doing a reading for. But even then, it’s more a mist or haze.
Do the dead have emotions?
They can tell what we might be feeling at the moment. They feel total joy and complete forgiveness. There is no room for anger, sadness, or fear on the Other Side. I can only relate it to when something so amazing happens and you are overcome with so much happiness that you forget everything that had been bothering you. You are simply beyond any type of negativity. Your mother-in-law cannot faze you. Your boss cannot make you mad. You are too happy for that. That level of happiness and joy is what They are constantly experiencing. They don’t sit around thinking, “Oh, she is so annoying ,” or, “Geez, I can’t stand him.” They don’t have time for all of that. Annoyances and angers are not acknowledged. They choose joy and love and forgiveness—even when it comes to mother-in-laws (or so I am told).
Do we still experience depression when we are dead?
Not as such. But I do think that even on that side there can be an experience of sorrow in the soul—at least when we first get there—which can come from realizing that we had a chance and screwed it up. Other souls will try to help a given soul get over that. Someone who was an alcoholic on this side and maybe ruined his own life and made other people miserable will realize his past mistakes when he crosses over and may be extremely upset about how he lived his
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