into making a pot of coffee.â
âWell, seeing you both went to the trouble.â
Ihaka poured himself a cup of plunger coffee, added sugar, and sat down in the visitorâs chair pulled up in front of Lilywhiteâs sofa.
âIâm sorry you got run out of town,â said Lilywhite. âOf course, at the time I was delighted.â
âI wasnât unhappy with how it panned out,â said Ihaka. âAnd if thatâs the worst thing youâve got on your conscience, you should be at peace with yourself.â
Lilywhite managed a weak smile. âGood point. Weâll come to my conscience shortly. I donât think youâll leave here feeling youâve wasted an afternoon, but could you do me a favour before we get down to business: why were you so sure I killed my wife?â
âInstinct, experience, process of elimination. Once you take away the baby bashers and the psychos and the dumbfuck trash out of their tiny minds on drugs or booze, most murders boil down to sex or money. If a marriage is made in heaven, neither of those things comes into it. If it isnât, one or the other or both generally do.â He paused. âOkay, a man whoâs used to getting away with things has a rich wife. He likes the rich part, but she doesnât do it for him any more. So he gets rid of her making it look like an accident, gets the money all to himself and, after a decent interval, moves the girlfriend into the master bedroom. Thatâs pretty much how it went down, right?â
âBut the outcome doesnât prove the theory,â said Lilywhite. âIf Joyce had died of natural causes, I still wouldâve got all the money and ended up with someone else.â
âWho said anything about proof? I didnât have any proof; thatâs why the investigation got canned. Come back to the key question: were you happily married? Your wifeâs friends thought so because thatâs how your wife saw it â or chose to see it â and they got her version. Your mates said all the right things, but Iâve been lied to by experts. A couple of them
who tried to tell me it was all sweetness and light sounded like theyâd learned the lines off by heart. Why would they have to do that? The truth should speak for itself. Iâve also had to deal with people whoâve had someone precious just vanish from their lives. Grief is a hard act, and you didnât ring true. And then there were those fucking boy racers. Boy racers race, they donât steal cars to go and see where the rich folks live. If they steal a car, they thrash the shit out of it for a few hours, then dump it. There were street races all over town that night, but no one saw the Subaru. Boy racers arenât master criminals, either. Most of them are fucking dimwits whoâve sucked up too many petrol fumes. They couldnât keep a hit-and-run secret if their lives depended on it. The bottom line is that if boy racers mowed down your wife, we wouldâve found them inside a week.â
âWhen you put it like that, it seems obvious. Why werenât you able to persuade your colleagues?â
âIn one corner youâve got a well-connected, white, middle-aged businessman, in the other a couple of phantom boy racers. For some people thatâs a pretty easy call.â
Lilywhite nodded slowly. âI could say thatâs a rather cynical point of view, but I suppose youâd come right back and call me naïve â or disingenuous. So you still think I got away with murder?â
âI wouldnât be here otherwise. You tell me something. What did your friends, particularly your wifeâs friends, think when you hooked up with her PA?â
âWell, some of them were a bit stiff-necked about it but a decent interval, to use your phrase, had elapsed.â
âBullshit,â said Ihaka. âYou were sneaking her in here long before you went
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