off her sexual engine. It was just about this time that she discovered eagles. Birds, not the group. Since birds donât seem to thrive at rock concerts and you donât see many zonked bird-watchers, it seemed like a healthy outlet to me. It worked in a way. She traded one obsession for another. She swapped the music for bodybuilding and eagles. The sex stayed.â
âDo I detect a little bitterness here?â Lyon asked.
âHell, yes! We both resent our pompous half-brother making decisions concerning our lifestyles. He decides what is permissible and punishes us financially if we defy him. Our granddaddy who set the terms of the trust should be dug up and a stake pounded through his heart. Weâd both sell our souls to be out from under Morgan.â
âAnd Rina feels the same?â
âJesus, yes! Donât get her started on the subject. The only reason sheâs here tonight is to help me force Morgan to set the exact date for the financial distribution.â
âRinaâs not a Dead Head anymore, sheâs creating a successful business, and her work with an endangered species is certainly a positive step. What reasons does Morgan give for not making the distribution?â
Clay stared intently out the window as if answers floated in the reflections mirrored there. âI tried to resolve that last month. He told me that I still wore brown shoes and Rina had gone to the birds. Brown shoes and eagles were the obstacles to our getting the money.â
âI donât understand that non sequitur,â Lyon said.
âMorgan insists that there are certain kinds of anal retentive people who wear brown shoes after five at night. Since I fall into that category, I am pegged as retentive. It is his responsibility to me and the trust to change my personality so that I stop hoarding feces, bank accounts and IRS receipts.â
âIn other words,â Lyon said. âThe problem in Morganâs eyes is that your sister wants to give her money to an endangered species, and you donât want to spend any of yours?â
âYou got it. When I hear contradictions like that, my accountantâs mind rings an alarm,â Clay said.
âHave you tried discussing this with him?â
âCome on, Lyon. You know what a pompous ass he is. You donât discuss with big brother. He allows you an opinion as long as it doesnât disagree with his authoritative decree. His democracy gives Rina and me one vote to his six.â
Lyon laughed. âThatâs just about how he runs the English department at the university.â
âHeâs gone too far this time,â the accountant said. âThe situation has reached such serious dimensions that Iâm afraid something violent could happen.â
Lyon tried to manufacture a reassuring smile, but was afraid that it probably appeared more of a grimace. âGarth and Ernest may exhibit a lot of bluster and spout words, but theyâve fought each other and Morgan for years. They are upset right now over a new man coming into the department, but I donât think that they would do anything violent to your brother.â
Clay laughed. âIf they donât get him, thereâs another candidate in my sister and that muscle-bound hunk she shares her cave with. Skee will do anything Rina tells him, and Iâm worried about what she might be whispering in his ear recently.â
âNew England families have argued over trust funds for generations,â Lyon said. âIf even a small percentage of those fights ended in mayhem, our cemeteries would be overflowing.â
âThe money in the trust was nurtured for two centuries. Sea captains chased whale or sailed two-year trips on the China Run. When the manufacturing age began, they invested in the mills. Now, our half-brother is involved in the worst possible New England sin.â His voice lowered to a hoarse tone that signified his desperation.
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