play as he walked to his office. I’ll give him the deer in the headlights routine. That’ll make him happy. He loves to hunt. Pull out your rifle, boss. Here comes your trophy buck, all snorting and ready for your best shot. “Come in and sit down, Dave. Please close the door.” “Thank you. I’ve been standing a lot today. My feet sure do hurt.” Probably from you standing out by the water cooler as usual. “Please relax. I just need to clarify some rumors that have come to my attention.” Dave stiffened and his eyes grew wide. “Rumors? Not about me.” “I’m afraid so. As usual, they took forever to get as high up as me. Did you stay here in the building when the Gadget was tested?” “I had no choice. Look at what happened to Daghlian and Slotin. They got killed by the rays from the same radioactive material months apart. That stuff must last forever. They don’t call it the Demon Core for nothing. I wouldn’t be too surprised if something goes wrong with the bomb that that core wound up in.” “Their deaths were tragic, but they were both in direct contact with the makings of the next bomb. All of us were more than a sufficient distance from the Gadget when it exploded. None of us have died. We followed adequate safety precautions.” “Are you 100 percent certain of that?” The boss sighed, placed his hands behind his head and feet on his desk and leaned back in his chair. For a final touch of removing all the invisible barriers that exist between supervisor and employee, he took off his glasses. The dark circles that had for the last three years given him the appearance of a prize fighter after a bad ten rounds in the ring had faded to a dull gray that at least somehow blended into his ruddy complexion. Quite a bit of hair had dropped off of his head during his five years of working to develop and detonate Earth’s first atomic weapon. The few hairs that remained on the top of his head looked like antennas to Dave, antennas no doubt tuned into the collective unconscious defined by Jung. No use lying to such a boss. Dave’s mother had told him of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree and that “honesty is the best policy.” If President George and janitor George could be honest then so can I. “Sir, with some of our scientists predicting that detonating the Gadget would have set off a chain reaction that would destroy the Earth, can you blame me for being careful? Sure, I was covering my own butt. But can you blame me?” “Look, Dave. You know I’m a scientist by training. But the powers that be made me more of an administrator than anything else. So my job is to make sure that people like you do your job. My big worry is that your fears are hindering you from doing your job.” “Look at it this way. Maybe by protecting myself I’m healthier than the ones who went near the blast and then the detonation site afterwards. Maybe what they were exposed to has made all of them less effective.” Including you, you big fat dummy! I bet the rays turned that pea-sized brain of yours into pea soup! Pretty soon green goop will start oozing out of your ears. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when they wheel you out of here on a gurney. He hid his thoughts with a smile so broad that it exposed his recent dental work; two fillings and a cleaning that had made his gums bleed. His boss grimaced at the still raw gums as he wondered if Dave liked meat cooked very rare and had eaten some for lunch. “Dave, believe it or not, I’m on your side. Tin foil does not offer the protection that you think it does. Besides, it’s totally unnecessary.” “Huxley, whose mind is greater than ours put together, said it did in his book.” “That one about tin foil hats keeping others from reading your thoughts and from projecting their thoughts into your mind? That’s science fiction, with the emphasis on fiction. I sure hope you don’t read too many of those kind of books or those