thought.
Just keep walking.
But Theo and his group were moving now, too, following behind.
âThe Mummy still scootering to and fro?â
One of Theoâs friends made sputtering putt-putt sounds, which at once grew into a chorus of putt-putting, soon mixed with laughter. What felt like a tightening cable ran from Clydeâs neck down his arms to his hands, which formed into fists.
He kept walking, but Theoâs group followed, continuing their putt-putt sounds. Finally Clyde stopped and turned.
Everything became quiet.
For a muscular boy, Theo Driggs had a surprisingly fleshy face. His plump lips showed a trace of a smile. âI see the scooterist has balled his little hands into little fists. That for a reason?â
Clyde didnât know what to do or say. So he said something he was actually wondering. âWhat did I ever do to you?â
It came out croakish, and Theo appeared genuinely confused. âTry it again in English,â he said.
âWhat did I ever do to you?â Clyde said, trying to talk slowly.
Recognition spread over Theoâs face, and the smile on his plump lips widened. He said, âYou entered my field of vision. You uglified the view.â
Snickers among Theoâs friends.
Theo, still smiling, drew closer. âWhy? Does that bother The Mummy?â
Clyde said nothing. He simply glared at Theo.
âDoes it?â Theo said, a hardness lining his voice now. âDoes that bother The Mummy?â His hand jabbed at Clydeâs chest. âDoes it? Yes or no?â
There was a long moment of absolute silence. Then Clyde unfolded his fists and, in a low, croaky voice, said, âNo.â
Theoâs whole body relaxed, and his smile returned. âGood. Now why donât you just haul your mummified pansy ass out of my field of vision so I can regain my accustomed serenity.â
Clyde turned. From behind, as he walked away, he heard their sputtering putt-putt imitation of his Vespa, followed by derisive laughter.
God. Theo Driggs. Theo Brain-Dead Driggs, who just came sliming out from under a rock. Talk about a candidate for âOuted.â
Clyde somehow got through his first class, and then the next, and the next, hour upon hour, but when last period finally came, he just couldnât bring himself to walk into World Cultures and see Audrey Reed smiling at Patrice and passing notes to her friends and just generally floating along in her happiness, so he slipped out to his Vespa and rode out to the river, where he sat freezing until he was sure his father would have left for work. Then he went home.
âHello, Clydefellow,â his mother said. Sheâd been asleep, and now barely opened her eyes. Her face looked almost skeletal. âGood day?â she said.
He nodded.
âOn a one-to-ten?â Her voice was slightly slurred from medication.
âAn eight,â he said. âMaybe an eight and a half.â
His mother nodded and closed her eyes, and was soon asleep. Clyde went over to the desk and turned on the computer.
Chapter 17
Excellent
A few hours earlier, as Audrey was taking her physics quiz in the quiet of Mrs. Leacockâs room, she did something sheâd never done before and had never imagined she would ever do. She moved her test paper slightly to the right and then shifted her shoulders slightly to the left, so that her answers might be seen from behind.
The night before, when Wickham had suggested that she might move to the right or left when she was taking her test, the words that formed in her mind were,
Thatâs cheating.
But she didnât say themâshe was afraid they would sound nerdy or schoolgirlishâand heâd made his suggestion so casually that it was clear he didnât see it as an ethical issue. But Audrey did. Sheâd been taught not to cheat, and not to respect those who did. She knew what she needed to say:
I
canât do that. Iâm sorry, I just canât. It
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