sub-ter-fugierie .â
âYes, Erinn. Thank you, I know what subterfuge means. And how do I know? Because you have told me a thousand times. But OK, youâre right. Cary gave me the poop.â
Erinn winced at her agentâs choice of words. Clearly, the expression her agent was grasping for was âCary filled me in,â or the clichéd but perfectly serviceable âCary gave me the lowdown,â or even the industry-tinged âCary gave me the breakdown.â
âIâm not sure what to make of this Jude person,â Erinn said as she heaved herself out of the car. âHe seems to have a very unusual sense of humor.â
âTranslation: He makes fun of you and you donât like it.â
âI have a sense of humor, Mimi.â
âYes, dear.â
âI do,â Erinn continued as she walked up the path to the front door. âBut like everything else, comedy has rulesâand he doesnât seem to follow any of them.â
âYouâll warm up, Iâm sure of it.â
âI wouldnât count on it. Do you want to hear what he did today?â
âMore than you know.â
Erinn stopped on the front step. âIn a moment of misguided good will, I asked Jude if he wanted to show me the office. We started walking down hallway after identical hallway, with Jude bleating out, âHereâs where they do home and gardening, hereâs where they do travel destinations, hereâs more History Network, hereâs where theyâre doing a documentary on Saint Paul.â
âOh God.â
âYes! Well, of course I thought, this is a perfect time for a stirring intellectual discussion.â
âOh God.â
âI said to him, âOh? And what is the position of documentary writers on Saint Paul?â And do you know what he said to me? Of course you donât. He said... âI donât think they have a position.â Then he asked me if I had a position!â
âOh God.â
âI said of course I have a position! And he asked me what that might be.â
Mimi whimpered on the other end of the phone.
âI said I held Saint Paul personally responsible for all the small-minded, superstitious misogyny that permeates the world today. Well, half the world. And do you know what he said? Of course you donât. He said, âI donât think anybody here thinks that.â I was ready to walk out the door.â
âBut you didnâtâright?â
âJude followed me to the elevator, and as I stepped inside, he said, âIâd love to keep this going, Erinn, but the documentary is for the Travel Channel. Itâs about the city of Saint Paul.â And then the elevator door slammed.â
Mimi snickered.
âItâs not funny,â Erinn said.
âI know, honey,â Mimi said. âBut it could be worse. Trust me.â
âIâm not sure if the fact that Iâm going to be traveling around with just Jude is going to make things better or worse.â
âIt is what you make of it.â
âThank you, Yoda.â
âWas that a pop culture referenceâafter only one day in TV production?â
Erinn smiled. âI can sling thirty-year-old pop culture references with the best of them!â
They hung up as Erinn let herself into the house. She sniffed the airâthe aroma transported her back to Italy, and for a moment she was lost in the delectable soup of memory. Caro brought her back to the present with a grating meow. He stared up at her and abruptly turned his back on her. Erinn followed the catâand the dull clanging sounds of pots and pansâtoward the kitchen.
She found Massimo, wearing a white dress shirt rolled at the cuffs, charcoal-gray trousers, and leather shoes, confidently whisking, stirring, and boiling. He didnât seem to be aware of her, and as she looked on, she wondered: Did I take leave of my senses and offer my house to
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