shoot, you pick the cards up off the ground, and when youâre done you find youâve got fifty-one normal cards and one with two holes in the middle.â
âThe jack of hearts.â
âRight.â
âJack of hearts every time?â
âThey like that card. There must be something behind it.â
âAnd when can you catch this number?â
âYou canât. The last time was two years ago and a fellow got killed. End of the run.â
âThe two of them did him in?â
âHe was a guy who came from somewhere else, a fool. He had heard the story of the jack of hearts and didnât believe it; he said those old maids couldnât hit a playing card if you rolled it up and stuck it in the gun barrel. For days he went around saying that, it made him laugh like a lunatic, that business of rolling up the card and so forth. Finally the Dolphin sisters decided theyâd had enough. It wasnât so much the business about the card, it was the stuff about the old maids that made them furious, everyone here knows itâs best to avoid the subject, and instead that jerk couldnât shut up, the old maids this, the old maids that. It made them crazy. Another whiskey?â
âFirst the story.â
âFinally, he bet a thousand dollars that they couldnât do it. He seemed very sure of himself. They showed up, with their guns. The whole town turned out to watch. The fool laughed, totally cool, counted out the forty paces, took the pack of cards, and threw them up in the air. He was stretched out on the ground while the cards were still in the air, falling like dead leaves: two shots straight to the heart. Dead. The Dolphin sisters turned and, without a word, went home.â
âBingo.â
âWe all stood there, like stone, and didnât even know where to look. A silence like the grave. Only the sheriff moved: he went up to the corpse, rolled him onto his back, and stood looking a while. He seemed to be searching for something. Then he turned to us: he shook his head and smiled.â
Carver stopped wiping the glass. He smiled, too.
âThat fool had been very clever. Heâd taken the jack of hearts out of the pack and hidden it. Guess where.â
âVest pocket.â
âJust above his heart. I remember it still, that card. Covered with blood. And in the middle: two holes, just so, like a signature.â
âWhiskey, Carver.â
âSì, señor.â
At the trialâsaid Shatzyâthe judge searched through his books for something that would allow an unarmed cheat to be killed without the killersâ ending up on the gallows. He couldnât find anything. So he said, Fuck you, not guilty. He took the sheriff aside and said something to him alone. Then he went and got violently drunk.
âCarver?â
âSì, señor.â
âWhy am I alive?â
âThis is a saloon, the church is farther along, on the other side of the street.â
âHow is it that the Dolphin sisters shot me and yet Iâm here, drinking whiskey?â
âBlanks. The sisters donât know it, Truman Morgan makes them, red, .44-.40 caliber, they did a good job, exact likenesses of the real ones. But theyâre blanks. Sheriffâs orders.â
âAnd they donât know it?â
Carver shrugs his shoulders. The stranger empties his glass. There is a stink of sweat, alcohol, horses, rotten teeth, pee and aftershave. If you asked Shatzy what the hell it had to do with the menu, she said it does, it does. Donât worry, this is only the beginning.
8
Since the bathroom was at the top of the stairs, when Shatzy went up to bed she passed it. Gould was in there. And what she heard from outside was his voice. His voice imitating other voices.
âWeâre not at your fucking college, Larry, you know? Look at me and breathe . . . come on, breathe . . . AND GO SLOW WITH THAT STUFF, CHRIST!â
âYour
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