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Authors: Joe Haldeman
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less than a second. Then it figured out the situation and was totally passive.
In less than a second, though, it had broken a wrist and two thumbs, and had kicked one man across the room, to get a concussion against the opposite wall.
One of the survivors kept swinging the club at Jimmy's inert form, until the others hustled him out. Then the recruits, by ones and twos, came over to see what damage had been done.
The changeling manufactured bruises and cuts and released an appropriate amount of blood. It was a ghastly sight in the dim light from the latrine. "We have to get him to the infirmary," someone said.
"No," the changeling said.
The overhead lights snapped on. "What the fuck is going on in here?" the drill sergeant roared. He was wearing clean pressed fatigues, but the shirt was only buttoned halfway, and his left hand hung useless at his side, the thumb turning purple and blue. "You shitbirds get back to your bunks."
Two noncoms sidled by him to the unconscious one lying by the wall. He moaned when they picked him up and hustled him away.
The drill sergeant stood in front of Jimmy, inspecting his bruises and cuts and two black eyes. "What happened to you, recruit?"
"What do you think happened, Sergeant?"
"Looks to me like you fell out of your bunk."
"That must be it, Sergeant."
"Will you need medical help?"
"No, Sergeant."
"LOUDER!" he screamed.
"NO, SERGEANT!" The changeling matched his tone and accent perfectly.
"Good." He wheeled and marched back toward the door. "You shit-birds didn't see nothin'. Get to sleep. Formation at 0500." He snapped off the lights.
After a minute of silence, people started to whisper. The changeling sat upright in its bunk. Someone brought him aspirin and a cup of water.
"Where'd you learn to fight like that?"
"Fell out of bed," it said. "So did the sergeant."
That was repeated all over the camp, especially when the next morning they had a new drill sergeant, and the old one was nowhere to be seen. They gave the changeling the nickname "Joe Louis."
The new drill sergeant was not inclined to single out Joe Louis. But he didn't favor him, either. He had eight weeks to turn all these pathetic civilians into Marines.
For the first week they did little other than run, march, and suffer through calisthenics, from five in the morning until chow call at night— and sometimes a few more miles' run after dinner, just to settle their stomachs. The changeling found it all fairly restful, but observed other people's responses to the stress and did an exactly average amount of sweating and groaning. At the rifle range, it aimed to miss the bull's-eye most of the time, without being conspicuously bad.
It almost made a mistake at the gas-mask training "final exam." One at a time, the recruits were led into a darkened room where they had to wait until the gas-masked sergeant within asked you for your name, rank, and serial number. You gasped them out and then quickly put on your gas mask, saluted, and left.
The changeling walked into the dark room and took a breath, and was almost overcome with an inchoate rush of nostalgia. It had forgotten, after a million years, that its home planet's atmosphere was similar to this, about 10 percent chlorine. The smell was delightful.
The sergeant with the gas mask and clipboard let it wait for about two minutes. Then he turned a bright flashlight into its eyes. "Are you breathing, Private Berry?"
"No, sir."
"Don't call me 'sir'; I work for a living." He kept the flashlight steady for another minute. "I'll be goddamned. You swim a lot, Private Berry?"
"Yes, Sergeant."
"Underwater, I guess?"
"Yes, Sergeant."
He paused for another thirty seconds and shook his head. "Dang! Give me your name, rank, and serial number, and put the mask on." The changeling did. "Now get the hell outta here before you puke all over me."
The changeling went through the door where the exit sign glowed dim green, enjoying the last whiff of chlorine trapped inside
In less than a second, though, it had broken a wrist and two thumbs, and had kicked one man across the room, to get a concussion against the opposite wall.
One of the survivors kept swinging the club at Jimmy's inert form, until the others hustled him out. Then the recruits, by ones and twos, came over to see what damage had been done.
The changeling manufactured bruises and cuts and released an appropriate amount of blood. It was a ghastly sight in the dim light from the latrine. "We have to get him to the infirmary," someone said.
"No," the changeling said.
The overhead lights snapped on. "What the fuck is going on in here?" the drill sergeant roared. He was wearing clean pressed fatigues, but the shirt was only buttoned halfway, and his left hand hung useless at his side, the thumb turning purple and blue. "You shitbirds get back to your bunks."
Two noncoms sidled by him to the unconscious one lying by the wall. He moaned when they picked him up and hustled him away.
The drill sergeant stood in front of Jimmy, inspecting his bruises and cuts and two black eyes. "What happened to you, recruit?"
"What do you think happened, Sergeant?"
"Looks to me like you fell out of your bunk."
"That must be it, Sergeant."
"Will you need medical help?"
"No, Sergeant."
"LOUDER!" he screamed.
"NO, SERGEANT!" The changeling matched his tone and accent perfectly.
"Good." He wheeled and marched back toward the door. "You shit-birds didn't see nothin'. Get to sleep. Formation at 0500." He snapped off the lights.
After a minute of silence, people started to whisper. The changeling sat upright in its bunk. Someone brought him aspirin and a cup of water.
"Where'd you learn to fight like that?"
"Fell out of bed," it said. "So did the sergeant."
That was repeated all over the camp, especially when the next morning they had a new drill sergeant, and the old one was nowhere to be seen. They gave the changeling the nickname "Joe Louis."
The new drill sergeant was not inclined to single out Joe Louis. But he didn't favor him, either. He had eight weeks to turn all these pathetic civilians into Marines.
For the first week they did little other than run, march, and suffer through calisthenics, from five in the morning until chow call at night— and sometimes a few more miles' run after dinner, just to settle their stomachs. The changeling found it all fairly restful, but observed other people's responses to the stress and did an exactly average amount of sweating and groaning. At the rifle range, it aimed to miss the bull's-eye most of the time, without being conspicuously bad.
It almost made a mistake at the gas-mask training "final exam." One at a time, the recruits were led into a darkened room where they had to wait until the gas-masked sergeant within asked you for your name, rank, and serial number. You gasped them out and then quickly put on your gas mask, saluted, and left.
The changeling walked into the dark room and took a breath, and was almost overcome with an inchoate rush of nostalgia. It had forgotten, after a million years, that its home planet's atmosphere was similar to this, about 10 percent chlorine. The smell was delightful.
The sergeant with the gas mask and clipboard let it wait for about two minutes. Then he turned a bright flashlight into its eyes. "Are you breathing, Private Berry?"
"No, sir."
"Don't call me 'sir'; I work for a living." He kept the flashlight steady for another minute. "I'll be goddamned. You swim a lot, Private Berry?"
"Yes, Sergeant."
"Underwater, I guess?"
"Yes, Sergeant."
He paused for another thirty seconds and shook his head. "Dang! Give me your name, rank, and serial number, and put the mask on." The changeling did. "Now get the hell outta here before you puke all over me."
The changeling went through the door where the exit sign glowed dim green, enjoying the last whiff of chlorine trapped inside
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