come to those who wait,â I say, unzipping my backpack oh-so-casually. Meanwhile, every cell in my body is sweating.
I have exactly four periods to think of an answer.
At high noon, the It Girls are waiting.
Andrea has already laid out my napkin and utensils. There are a few extra chairs at the table as well, for the Almost-But-Not-Quite-It Girls, invited for the occasion.
Andrea waits for me to sit before she speaks.
âI understand you have some information for us.â
The smile is laid-back. The voice is friendly. But there is absolutely no question as to what Iâm supposed to say.
I look at Andrea and nod.
âAnd youâre sure this information is correct?â she says.
âYes.â
âWell?â says a girl with bangle bracelets. âWho is it?â
I have no choice. I have. No choice. I wish I had a choice, but I donât.
âUm,â I say. âAndrea. He likes Andrea.â
Please God, let Cleanser Boy like Andrea.
âMe?â Andrea says, pointing to her chest with one finger. âHe likes me?â
Like sheâs surprised.
âYes,â I say. âHe likes you.â I open my brown bag and take out the sandwich I packed for myself this morning. Baloney. Which, right now, I am full of.
The squeals are ear-piercing.
âNo way !â
âI so bet he kisses you at the social.â
âYou are sooo lucky, Drey!â
âWell,â Andrea says, lowering her gaze just a bit, âit could have been any one of us, girls. You know thatâ¦Now, whatâs everyone wearing ? Evelyn?â She smiles at me, kindly, like a queen might smile at her gnarled, hunchbacked lady-in-waiting. âWhat are you wearing to the social?â
What am I wearing to the social? I know one thing: I cannot possibly answer this question correctly.
âUm,â I say. âIâm between outfits.â
All around me, girls nod. They understand this dilemma.
Andrea pats my shoulder. Is this for sympathy or pity? I canât tell. Either way, sheâs moved on.
âIâm thinking of getting lowlights,â she says, turning her back to me. âLowlights are the new highlights.â
A dozen headbands and ponytails bob up and down in agreement.
I find myself nodding, too. âYou totally should,â I say.
Andrea looks at me. âYou think?â
âTotally.â
I donât know who I am right now. Yes, I do. I am one of those annoying girls who say totally.
âWell, Evelyn,â Andrea says, âI think I just might.â
âAjax will like that,â I say.
She smiles. I smile.
She pats my arm. And I leave the cafeteria with a giant wrecking ball in my stomach.
When I get home from school, I call Jules.
âI donât know what to do,â I say. âIf Ajax doesnât like Andrea, Iâm dead.â
Jules snorts. âOn-DREY-a? What kind of a name is On-DREY-a?â
âI have no idea.â
âWell, she sounds like a jerk. Why do you care what she thinks? There have to be better people to hang out with.â
I donât say anything. Jules isnât here. Thereâs no way she can understand what Iâm going through.
âI tried calling yesterday,â I say, changing the subject. âWhere were you?â
âOh!â Her whole tone changes. âI was at the ortho. I got my braces off! Finally!â
She goes on to tell me all about her teeth, how incredible they look, and how this changes everything. Right now she is ninety-nine percent positive that Jordan Meyerhoff is going to ask her out.
âJordan Meyerhoff?â I say. âJordan Meyerhoff ?â
âYes!â
âBut we hate Jordan Meyerhoff.â
âI donât hate anyone.â There is a little edge to her voice.
âHe locked Jason Perry in a locker.â
âYeah, in sixth grade. â
âHe laughed when you got your period in gym class. He used to call you
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