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my
revenge, la la la boom, going cut all their throats, la la la
slice, going to make their families feel grief, la la la ha!” sang
Gora horribly. An electronic instrumental now came through the
speakers. Gora continued to add her own lyrics.
    During the strange
performance, Hitbear and Owlbert found themselves next to one
another as Gora kept singing and dancing and being unusual. The
pair of beasts were slowly accepting the bizarre nature of Gora. It
was endearing in a way.
    “ This is awfully weird and
deranged,” said Hitbear as he playfully patted Owlbert on the
head.
    “ Ja, even for du? Oh, vell.
Vee must abide by zee creator! To make her happy,” said Owlbert as
he became relaxed by the patting. The owl-beast’s eyes flittered
delightfully.
    “ La la la poof, maybe dip
them in some acid!” continued Gora, her voice dripping heavily with
bloodlust.
    “ So who did you two decide
on for our mega soldier?” asked Hitbear continuing to gently pat
the half-man, half-bird. “Whatever we’re calling it.”
    “ La la la snip, put some
fish hooks through their mouth!” continued Gora.
    “ I don’t think vee vere
ever going to make ein-uhm ‘Mega-Soldier’ but vee decided on zee
one und only Harriet Tubman! One of zee most integral human beings
in American history!” stated Owlbert, still exceptionally relaxed
from the patting he was receiving from Hitbear. “Gora has decided
to change up zee plan; vee vill be taking the revenge into our own
hands!”
    “ La la la chop-chop, mince
them up, mince them up!” continued Gora. Her movements became
sporadic and animalistic.
    “ I’m quite fine with taking
this into our own hands, but a Negro?” questioned Hitbear
loudly.
    Suddenly, Gora stopped
dancing and singing. She sprinted over to Hitbear and punched him
in his thick bear mouth.
    “ WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
screamed Gora with unbridled vocal strength; Owlbert and Hitbear’s
sphincters clenched tightly. Neither had been so terrified of a
tiny human like this before. “She’s daunting,” thought Hitbear once
again.
    “ I didn’t say anything!”
gasped Hitbear as he gripped his stump arm, a constant reminder of
his insubordination. “Please, creator no! I don’t know what I did,
but I didn’t do it purposefully!” Gora gripped tightly to the fur
on Hitbear’s chest, as the beast cowered.
    As Gora began to withdraw
her knife to slice Hitbear’s other paw off, the radio screeched
with a loud buzzer – BMMMMPPPPHHH – then began to ring out:
    This is a public service
announcement per the Arkansas State Radio Service.
    There has been a third
candidate included on the ticket to fill the seat of Governor of
the state of Arkansas. Elections will take place this coming fall.
Here is more information on the third candidate.
    Misanthropic billionaire
businessman and philanthropist, Chairman Obelis, has announced that
he will enter in the race to become the next Governor of Arkansas!
He will be running in the Philanthropist Party – which he just
created this morning – and will be supported by world-renowned
scientist: Takeo Silva.
    Gora’s grip on Hitbear’s
chest fur lessened. Hitbear began to stand up straight and withdraw
from his cowering stance. He focused on Gora’s eyes, which were
open wide and strained. She was sweating profusely.
    Silva is known for
creating a vaccine that eliminated feline AIDS, but took immoral
measures to create the vaccine. He is heavily opposed by animal
rights groups. It is speculated that he will take a position in
Obelis’ cabinet should Obelis become Governor. More information on
Doctor Silva will likely be known when the first debate for the
Arkansas gubernatorial race occurs in Bella Vista.
    The reclusive billionaire,
Chairman Obelis, has stated he wants to be more involved in the
political process for the “greater good” of humanity. The full
details of Obelis’ campaign remain a mystery, but will likely be
known at the aforementioned gubernatorial debate