You would think at my age I could get myself to a gym on my own, but somehow I seem to have become immobilized since I moved here. Unhappiness does that to people, I guess. You get so mired in your own feelings itâs tough to get out from under the rug.â
She laughed and we did too.
We walked three abreast. The buildings stood out against the sky as if theyâd been cut from construction paper. It was a windless day in mid-October and the temperature was just right.
âIs this guy who runs the health club a friend of yours?â Ms. Bolton asked us.
We told her about the pet shop turning into the health club practically overnight.
âHis nameâs Al,â I said. âSame as hers.â
âListen. My feeling about this guy is heâs a total flake,â Al said. âDonât expect too much, Ms. Bolton, O.K.?â
âI never do,â she said.
A sign on the door of Alâs Health Club said CLOSED.
âWhatâd I tell you.â Al said. âIt just opened. How can it be closed already?â We could see two men inside, talking. They didnât look like the same two weâd talked to.
âKnock,â Al told me.
âWhy donât you?â I said. She likes to give me orders, especially when we donât know whatâs what.
I knocked anyway. Somebody had to.
Nada. No response. Those bozos didnât give us the time of day. We went next door to the shoe-repair place and asked the man hammering away at somebodyâs new heels if he knew where Al was.
âI never seen him,â the man said. I admired the way he talked with his mouth full of nails. He never swallowed one. âThey come and they go over there. All day, all night. You canât tell nothing. Maybe you come back another day, huh?â
We were just about to give up when the door to Alâs Health Club opened and the great man stood there, blinking in the light like he just got out of bed.
âHi,â Al and I said. âHow are you?â
He drew a blank. It was plain he didnât remember us.
âYou said we could have a free tryout,â Al said. âRemember? You said word of mouth was the best advertising and we both have big mouths.â She gave a nervous little laugh. I tried, but the best I could manage was a weak smile.
âYou promised us a freebie,â I said. My voice came out kind of squeaky. I cleared my throat. âYou did. Really. We brought our teacher. She likes to work out too.â
Al considered this information. Then he said, âSure. You say so, I gotta believe you. Why not. I make you a promise, I keep it. Big Alâs a man of his word. You better believe it. Come on in.â
We followed him inside. It was kind of dark, and the two men at the back had disappeared.
âWe got a problem with our electricity,â Big Al told us. âAlso with our deliveries. Itâs slow, starting up. Lot of headaches. But weâll make it. You want to change, thereâs a couple of rooms right there. You ladies slip into your sweats and Iâll see to the equipment. I got a nice place here. I want it to run smooth, know what I mean?â
Al and I went into one of the changing rooms. Ms. Bolton went into the other.
âIf heâs Big Al,â Al whispered, âthen that makes me Little Al, right? Know something? I always wanted to be called Little Al. This is a first.â
âOuch,â I said as her elbow got me in the eye. âTake it easy.â
Alâs underpants had SUNDAY written across them in bright red.
âItâs Tuesday,â I told her.
â Now you tell me,â she said. âNo wonder I donât know what day of the week it is. Iâm always doing that.â
My gym shorts were dirtier than Iâd thought, but I pulled my baggy Mickey Mouse T-shirt down as far as it would go and it almost covered the shorts completely.
âYou think we should go through with this?â I
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