topless.â
Conor grinned. âThink I can hang on to this place until next summer?â
Rowley yawned, as if he had been infected by the Americanâs tiredness. âSomeone from Human Resources will be along to see you on Monday about finding a permanent pad.â
Then he eyed the two heavy suitcases in the doorway with their dog-eared Washington baggage tags, and the Duty Free carton of Marlboro beside them. âOK, Iâd better leave you to get settled in. You must be knackered.â
âWant a coffee first?â
Rowley squinted at his watch and wavered. âYah, OK, thanks, just a quick one. The kitchen should be stocked â thereâs a woman who looks after the BS apartments and sheâll get you anything else you need.â He checked his watch again. âI have to pick my girlfriend up â going to a charity ball down in Dorset this evening, otherwise Iâd have suggested doing something.â
âIâll be fine. Iâm going to crash out for a few hours then take a wander around â try to see some of the sights. Might catch a movie if I can stay awake.â Conor nodded at the thick envelope packed with magazines and papers heâd just been given. âAnd youâve left me enough reading material on the company to keep me occupied most of the weekend.â
They went through into the kitchen, which looked as if it had never been used, and searched their way through the fitted units for the coffee and cups.
âGot any friends over here?â
Conor shook his head, and gave the answer heâd beenrehearsing for months: âA few ancestors kicking around some place in Ireland; weâre not a very tight-knit family.â
âIrish ancestry?â
âYup â but we donât make any big deal about itâ
âYouâre not married, right?â
âNope.â
Rowley grinned. âNext question: couldnât help noticing the carton of cigarettes â do you smoke?â
âUh huh,â Conor said guardedly.
âBrilliant! Join the Bendix Schere Speakeasy!â
âWhat do you mean?â
Rowley pulled a pack of Silk Cut from his pocket and offered one to Conor. âBendix Schereâs a no-smoking company.â He clicked a gold Dunhill and held it up to give Conor a light.
Conor inhaled. âWe have plenty of those in the States.â
âAs extreme as BS?â
âExtreme?â
âYouâre not just forbidden to smoke on the premises, youâre forbidden to smoke at all, anywhere ⦠ever.â
âYou donât mean at home?â
âAt home, on holiday, on Mars.â Rowley began opening and shutting cupboard doors searching for a substitute ashtray. He finally settled for a saucer.
âAny other regulations I ought to know about?â Conor began to fill the kettle.
âYou mean they didnât send you a list?â
âMaybe I didnât read the small print.â
Rowley shook his head. âThe Bendix Schere bylaws are seriously unreal; thereâs pages of them; itâs written into your contract of employment that you learn them by heart. You didnât read that?â
âI saw the clause but I donât remember seeing a copy of the actual bylaws.â
âThey probably didnât want to scare you off. You donât drink, do you?â
Conor looked alarmed. âDrink? Alcohol? Sure I drink.â
Rowley wagged a finger reproachfully. âNaughty boy. Drinking is strictly
verboten
! No one is permitted to entercompany premises within twenty-four hours of having consumed alcohol.â
âThat
is
unreal!â Conor said indignantly.
âIf the Thought Police catch you, youâre out; for good.â
âThe who?â
Rowley sniffed again. âSâwhat I call them. Security.â
Conor said nothing.
âYou want me to go on? Your car, right â youâll be getting a car on Monday â it
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