mugger. But he was brandishing an old garden broom in a very purposeful way.
Jack thrust his hands deeper into his pockets, keeping a tight hold of Mumâs purse. He wasnât going to hand it over without a fight. Not to a snotty little kid half his size.
âCross the road?â Fadge asked again, less hopefully. The customer was looking at him in a funny way. Like one of them might be soft in the head.
Jack looked up and down. There wasnât a car in sight. Not even the sound of a car. But maybe the kid had been told very firmly by his mum not to cross on his own.
âYou want help to cross the road?â he said doubtfully.
âNo,â said Fadge, puzzled. âI thought pâraps you might.â
âNo.â
They stood and stared at one another.
Foreign, decided Fadge. And soft in the head. Why would anyone think he â Fadge â needed helping across the road? Heâd crossed that road more times than heâd had hot pies. A lot more. He looked the strange boy upand down. Good clothes. Maybe thereâd be a reward for handing him back safe and sound, when his minders came looking.
Sometimes the only thing that kept Fadge going was the dream of one day getting a reward for handing in some piece of valuable lost property. A ring, a watch, a dog. He wasnât fussy. The idea that the lost property might come walking up to him on its own two legs had never occurred, but Fadge prided himself on being adaptable.
âEr,â said Jack. âThis is Garland Street, isnât it?â
âIt is,â said Fadge. âEnd to end, both sides and straight down the middle. Yes! Garland Street.â
Jack said, âEverything looks different in the fog. But if this is Garland Street, the supermarket must be just along there, on this side. Right?â
Fadge shook his head. âWrong. No market down there.â
âI donât want a market. I want a shop.â
âYou said the market.â
âI said the supermarket.â
âYouâve got me there.â Fadge had a bit of a scratch while he paused for thought. Stickwith him, he decided. If he was so keen to see a shopâ¦
âThereâs only one shop down here,â said Fadge. âCome on. Iâll show you.â
And though the smell of Mrs Tidyâs Hot Pie Emporium was calling him in quite the opposite direction, Fadge set off, broom in hand, with Jack trailing behind.
The blinds had been pulled down over the shop windows by the time they got there, shutting out the dull, dank evening. But there was still enough light showing round the edges for Jack to read the lettering painted on the glass.
âJas Rowbotham and Sons. Ironmongery. Hardware. Household Sundries. Iâve never seen this place before.â
âHow do you know what it is,â demanded Fadge, âif youâve never seen it before?â
âItâs written up, stupid. Canât you read?â
âNo.â
âNot even a bit? You must go to school.â
âIâve got no time for school,â Fadge said stoutly. âIâve got to work. If I donât work, I donât eat.â
âOh.â
âIâve got my own broom!â added Fadge, brandishing it.
âEr, yes,â Jack agreed. He squinted up at the flickering streetlamps. âAre those gaslights? I donât remember gaslights.â
âTheyâre new,â said Fadge.
âAnd where are all the cars? There are always cars parked, all along here. Are those cobblestones? They are, arenât they? I donât believe this.â He was beginning to get the uncomfortable feeling that heâd wandered into one of Grandadâs
Sherlock Holmes
videos. No! Daft idea. Try something else. âAre you a ghost?â
âNo. Are you?â
âCourse not. Look; Iâve got to go.â
âNo!â Fadge saw his hopes of The Reward getting ready to fade back into his dreams. Then
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