wasnât exactly total, she could forgive him for his lingering anger.
âIâm not that eager to make you into a monster, my lord. I only hope they find good homes if you canât keep them in the stables.â
âThere were only four. Arrangements were made. Come along, we were going for a stroll, remember?â
Sadie looked at the closed door in horror as another thought struck her with the force of a slap to the face. âYou followed me upstairs. They all saw you. The duke saw you. Weâve been gone for a long time. What are they thinking? Oh, Lord, Clarice will giggle, and the duchess will probably ask me outrageous questions. Or worse, wink at me.â
âI applaud you on your belated ability to see too late what you should have realized sooner. But Iâm afraid itâs worse than that. It was one thing for me to have a private talk with the widow Boxer, my wardâs aunt. Not precisely proper, considering this is your bedchamber, but rules are meant to be bent. Some of them, but not all.â
Sadie felt a figurative pit opening beneath her feet.
âBut thatâs ridiculous. You canât possibly meanââ
âNo, actually, I donât. Knowing these particular ladies as I do, I imagine theyâd all think it simply deliciously naughty. Lord knows the duchess doesnât care a snap for convention. Coopâs mother believes conventions were invented by men simply to annoy women, and Clarice, bless her, has no real idea as to what they are.â
Sadie sagged back into the chair. âThank God. For a moment I thoughtââ
âYou thought Iâd say convention dictates that we marry. Yes, I know. However, the idea has merit. Speaking practically.â
Sadie believed her eyes just might pop out of her head.
âI beg yourâ what? â To look any more smug heâd have to push out his chest like a pouter pigeon, drat him.
âSpeaking practically,â he repeated, retaking his own seat. âMarley is now mine. You? Youâre rather just floating about, arenât you? Neither here nor there, neither fish nor fowl, as it were. The aunt. The spinster aunt, well past her first blush of youth.â
âI beg your pardon!â
âYou cut your wisdoms years ago, Sadie Grace, even if you are not yet at your last prayers. I canât hire you as governess and pretend you are no more than a paid employee, not when youâre the aunt. I canât allow you to wander about my household in the aforementioned neither fish nor fowl category until Marley is grown and goneâor until you molt. If I were to marry, how on earth would I explain you to my bride? Oh, and one thing moreâIâll be damned if Iâll give you a Season. So what does that leave us, Sadie Grace, hmm?â
âYou canât mean this.â
âI canât do myriad things. I canât fly. I canât swim across an ocean. I canât pat my head and rub my stomach at one and the same timeâbut you might want to apply to Rigby on that one, as he believes the feat extraordinary when he does it. I can , however, see the merit in a marriage of convenience between us. Purely a business arrangement. And think how pleased Marley will be, to know for certain that youâre not going to leave her. Consider the child, Sadie Grace.â
âI canât believe this is happening.â
âOh, come now, am I that terrible? Iâm fairly attractive, even with the patch. My teeth are good, I bathe on a regular basis and am complimented on my abilities on the dance floor. Oh, yes, Iâm also so very wealthy I could grow old just counting my money. In short, Iâm quite the coup.â
âAnd so modest with it all, although I suppose I do appreciate the bathe regularly part of your self-serving description. You did, however, neglect to mention that you can be exceedingly annoying, entirely too enthralled by your own wit,
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