old chap,â he said to Hans, tugging at his sleeve and attempting to defuse his confrontation with Richard.
But it was Richard who broke away first, brushing rudely past Hans. âYou know I will have my way, Richenda!â he flung over his shoulder as he stormed out of the door. He slammed it behind him and, despite us being in a stone room, I swear I almost felt the walls shudder.
âRichenda, you should have told me,â said Hans. âI would never have brought you up here if I had known.â
âDonât see you would have had much choice,â said Bertram. âWhat with all the work on the house.â
âWhat work?â asked Richenda.
Hans threw Bertram a cross look. âIt was meant as a surprise. I am having the house converted to electricity. I am assured it is a much safer system than gas, and with a child in the house ââ he swallowed and corrected himself, âwith children in the house it was the best course of action.â Then he took both her hands in his and kissed them passionately. Bertram coughed uncomfortably, tried to kick a log on the fire and almost fell in.
âI hate to mention it,â I said, âbut I think Lucinda did not faint out of etiquette. She is out cold.â I slapped her hands. âSheâs not coming to.â
âOh Lord,â said Bertram, and rang the bell.
âProbably the first time sheâs seen Richardâs true colours. Bound to be a shock for the gal,â said Richenda, but her gaze did not leave Hansâ face. âYou are pleased, arenât you?â she asked him. âIâm so sorry I didnât tell you before, but after speaking with the doctor today I wanted to wait a little longer untilâ¦â
âI understand,â said Hans thickly, and kissed her hands once more.
Bertram grimaced. âIf you donât mind, old chap, Iâve had rather a lot to eat tonight and thatâs a bit much to stomach.â
âOf course,â said Hans. He raised Richenda to her feet. âWe will leave you. My wife and I have much to discuss.â His eyes rested fondly on her. âMy dearest wife, my darling Richendaâ¦â
âOh Lord!â said Bertram. Hans and Richenda left the room, practically floating on a cloud. Bertram edged towards the door.
âOh no you donât,â I said. âWe have to do something about Lucinda.â
âI rang the bell,â protested Bertram. âYou canât really expect more from a man in situations like these.â
âBut no one has come.â
âI could ring it again,â said Bertram.
âWhat an excellent idea.â
He did so. We waited. âDo you think scotch might help?â I asked.
âGood idea,â said Bertram, and poured himself another.
âThat wasnât what I meant,â I began when the door opened and a footman entered, followed by an older woman dressed in a maidâs uniform, who rushed to Lucindaâs side and held a little bottle under her nose. The stench of ammonia drifted towards me and I rose to stand by Bertram. Lucindaâs eyelids fluttered and she gave a little moan. I could not help but notice that she moaned rather nicely, like a kitten. (Really, I had to stop thinking of her as some kind of pet â but the metaphor seemed all too apt.)
âSir Richard has asked me to see the lady and her maid to her room,â said the footman, loftily.
âCan you stand, my love?â asked the maid with alarming familiarity. âOr shall I ask this man to carry you?â
I felt Bertram draw back behind me. âShe means the footman,â I whispered to him.
âIf I could lean on you a little, Louise,â said Lucinda, as the maid helped her rise. âHas Mary retired for the night? I could do with the counsel.â
âIâll get the man to find out for you, my love,â said the maid. âYou, Scotchman, find out if Miss
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