company. I want someone to share my life with. In my book that requires a Justice of the Peace.â
âNow, JoBeth, if youâd just calm down and come on home, Iâm sureââ
âIâm not coming back, Dawg. Weâre not kids, and Iâm not interested in being your live-in girlfriend anymore.â
âAw, JoBeth, honey.â
âDonât you âJoBeth honeyâ me. And donât you come into my place of work and ogle other women.â
âBut youâre the one who moved out. Youâre the one who saidââ
âI know exactly what I said. You donât have to throw it back in my face. Youâre the one who doesnât seem to be getting the point.â Her fingers picked nervously at the fluted edge of the pie plate.
âOh, I get the point all right. Itâs just like Matt Ransom said. My big mistake was not being clear up front. I love you, JoBeth, but I donât want to get married. Iâve been married, and itâs not the picnic you seem to think it is.â
A hush fell over the diner as the last of the lunch crowd gave up the pretense of eating. JoBeth pried her gaze from Dawgâs for a slow scan of the room. Even the McCauleys were staring in shocked amazement at her and Dawg. Emmylou tittered out loud.
âWell, now youâve managed to humiliate me in person.â Was that her voice going all shrill and quivery? âWhy donât you just take out an ad in the damn paperâ âJoBeth Namey gives great milk but sheâs not worth marrying.â â
Dawg shot her a look of such wounded outrage that she almost managed to get herself under control. If heâd apologized then, or offered one ounce of reassurance that heâd never thought of her that way, she might have been able to avoid what came next. But keeping quiet had never been Dawgâs strong suit.
âNow that is about the stupidest thing Iâve ever heard you say.â
âStupid? Now youâre calling me stupid?â Her hands stilled. Embarrassment spiked up her spine, fueling her anger, which was a lot easier to deal with than the hurt and desperation sheâd been feeling. Then he got that annoying look on his face, the one that said he was the calm, rational one, and she was some harebrained female, and her hands wrapped tighter around the aluminum pie plate.
âThe stupidest thing I ever did was waste three years loving you.â The next thing she knew, she was hefting the pie plate in her right hand, savoring its weight. âBut I sure do hate to leave you without something to remember me by.â
A smart man would have backed off then, or at least put some distance between himself and an angry woman with a partially cocked pie, but Dawg just sat there glaring back at her, his face only inches from what remained of the strawberry rhubarb.
âDo what you gotta do, JoBeth. You are not making a lick of sense anyhow. And you havenât been since you started calling that Dr. O.â
She knew better, really she did. It wasnât going to solve anything, and it certainly wasnât going to win her any waitressing awards. But a herd of wild animals couldnât have made her put the pie down at this point.
She heard a collective gasp as she lifted the pie and pushed it firmly into the middle of Dawgâs irritating face. No one spoke as she ground the pie back and forth with the heel of her hand until the flaky brown crust worked its way into the grooves of his face.
Dawg sat completely still. He barely blinked as the red-colored goo began to drip down his chin. For a minute she half expected him to stick his tongue out for a taste like they did on TV, but he didnât move a muscle.
Momentarily stunned by what sheâd done, JoBeth froze, too. The silence ended just as suddenly as it had begun. The buzz of excitement built around her but it was once-removed, like something that was happening to
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