much.
âMaybe he likes sheep,â Monster suggested. âAnd Iâm told that many farms keep llamas, to comfort the sheep if theyâre lonely. Sheep like flocks. Theyâre herd animals. Like dogs. Except you say âpacksâ for dogs, not flocks. And âgaggleâ for geese. Pride of lions. Crash of rhinos.â
ââCrash of rhinosâ?â Sophie repeated, grateful for a chance to make her voice sound calm again. âYou made that up.â
âDid not. Look it up. There are many interesting names for groups of animals. A quiver of cobras. A charm of finches. A parliament of owls.â
Dad smiled broadly. âHey, you know, hate to interrupt, but I think I forgot to eat lunch.â He put his hands over his stomach, and it growled as if on command as loudly as Monsterâs snore.
âHow can you eatââ Mom began, then suddenly stopped. âYouâre right!â she said brightly. âWeâll eat. Leftovers. Upstairs, all of you.â She shooed Sophie, Monster, and Dad up the stairs to the bookstore and up again to the kitchen.
âWhat do you call a group of monsters?â Sophie asked Monster as they climbed.
âAwesome,â Monster said.
Upstairs on the second floor, Mom raided the refrigerator for leftovers: a hamburger and two chicken enchiladas (Momâs best recipe), a few bagels, and a hunk of cheese for Monster. She tossed the cheese at him, and he caught it in his teeth. Taking it out of his mouth with a tentacle, he nibbled at it. Mom shoved the enchiladas in the microwave and the bagels in the toaster. Sophie set the table at the same time, and Dad fluttered from window to window, looking out and then shutting the shades.
Theyâre trying to distract me,
Sophie thought. It was Dadâs favorite trick: distract with food. Mom had tried to send her away to do homework, and now it was Dadâs turn. She bet they planned to talk after Sophie went to bed. âWhat did you mean, he was âsending you a messageâ? The card was for me. What makes you think it was a message to you? And what kind of message?â
âWho?â Mom asked innocently as she poured apple juice into Sophieâs glass.
Sophie rolled her eyes. They were so transparent. Did they honestly think sheâd forget what they were talking about? âThe buyer. Mr. Nightmare. What do you think he wants?â
Mom sighed heavily. âWe donât know. Weâll have to find out.â
Dad nodded. âTomorrow, weâll meet with him and ask.â He cocked his head at Mom as if that was a question, and she nodded.
The microwave beeped. Mom carried the casserole to the table. Cheese had separated into clumps that clung to the pasta. Certainly not appetizing enough to distract Sophie from the conversation. âWhat if heâs dangerous?â Sophie asked.
âOh, I doubt that,â Mom said breezily. âWe met him, and he seemed harmless. In fact, he was very polite, though a bit intense.â
âNot someone Iâd want to have over for a barbecue,â Dad said, âbut no alarm bells.â
Mom nodded. âHe said he considers himself a nightmare aficionado, and heâd heard of our work through a colleague. He complimented us for a while, clearly trying to butter us up, and then bought one of our finest nightmares, one that mixed Greek mythology with a cruise ship disaster. And then he said if he liked it, heâd be in touch.â
âHeâs most likely trying to bargain with us,â Dad said while he set the table with forks and knives. âOur prices are higher than most, but thatâs because our quality is higher.â
Mom nodded. âProbably thinks heâs being clever. Weâll explain that if he ever contacts you again, we wonât do business with him anymore.â The bagels popped up in the toaster, singed around the edges. âBy the time youâre home from