said.
I waved at him and backed up another step. âHi.â
âDonât run off, youngster,â he said. âYou know I like to chat.â
âUh, yeah.â I took another step backwards. But the lawn spray was getting to me. I couldnât stand up. All of a sudden, I fell to my knees.
âYup,â Mr. Terranova said. âSure is nice to have a lawn like this. Takes a lot of work, but itâs worth it. Go ahead. Roll around if you want. Enjoy it.â
âThanks,â I said weakly. I started to put my hand down so I could push myself back to my feet. But I realized if I touched the grass with my bare skin, Iâd be in even bigger trouble. If just the smell was making me this dizzy, I was afraid to think what would happen if I got the stuff on my skin. So I tried to rock myself up to my feet.
That turned out to be a real bad idea. I lost my balance and fell on my back.
âHow about you, Bud?â Mr. Terranova asked. âDonât you want to join your brother? When I was a lad, I loved to roll in the grass. That was before we had all these fancy lawn mowers and riding tractors. Had to push the mowers when I was a boy. Yessiree, push âem by hand. Let me tell you, that was hard work. Go ahead, boy. Roll around.â
âNo thanks.â Bud stared at me like I was crazy, lying there in the grass on my back.
âHelp me,â I whispered, hoping that for once in his life, Bud would use his brain.
âWhat?â Bud asked. âI canât hear you when you whisper.â
âWhatâs that?â Mr. Terranova asked. He turned his left ear toward Bud. âSpeak up. I canât hear either of you.â
I reached out and grabbed the cuff of Budâs pants. I barely had enough strength to close my fingers.
âStop that, Lud,â he said, yanking his leg from my grip.
I tried to say something else, but everything got real fuzzy. Then everything faded away.
Next thing I knew, I was getting hit in the face with a hard stream of water. âCut it out!â
âYou okay now?â Bud asked. He was standing there with a hose.
I looked around. We were on the side of our house, next to the driveway. âHowâd I get here?â
âI carried you,â Bud said. âIt was like that time when you ran headfirst into the side of the house. Knocked you right out. I figured Iâd better bring you home.â He looked over his shoulder. âOh grossâyou drooled all over my shirt, too.â
âSorry.â
âThatâs okay. Iâm drier than you.â He laughed and sprayed me with the hose again.
âStop that.â
Bud turned off the nozzle. âHey, you better wipe yourself off before we go inside. If you get the floor wet, Mom will be real steamed.â
He was right. So I dried off. But when we got inside, I found out that someone was real angry anyhow. And it wasnât Mom.
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Sixteen
WHAT WOOD YOU CHEW?
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The minute I stepped inside, I could hear Dad shouting from upstairs. âThose darn termites! That does it. Lud, get up here. I need you.â
âSounds like work,â Bud said. âThink Iâll go back outside.â He dashed out the door.
That was okay. I didnât mind helping Dad. âWhatâs wrong?â I asked when I got to the top of the stairs.
âLook at this.â He pointed at the door to my room. He was so angry, his hand was shaking.
âOh no.â I looked at the bottom. The wood was all chewed up, like something was eating at it. ManâI knew what had chewed the wood. Me.
âTermites!â Dad said. âIâm gonna get them once and for all. Go grab the sprayer.â
I went up to the attic and got Dadâs spray can. I figured Iâd have to slip out of the house before he started spraying, or Iâd be in big trouble. âMaybe you should hold off,â I told him.
âWhy? So they can eat up the rest of the
Liz Wiseman, Greg McKeown