treated with caution, it seemed. They sat Christian down to break the good news.
âWell done, son. Youâve got a scholarship to Turtonâs,â Dad began, offering him a hand to shake.
âWas that the one with the pool and the squash courts?â Christian asked, punching the air when Dad confirmed that it was. âMagic.â He mimed a forehand smash.
Mum, already totting up the cost of another variety of racket, not to mention the uniform, smiled bravely. âItâs a great opportunity for you, Christian,â she said. âYouâre very fortunate.â
Having dispensed with the congratulations, Dad launched into the first of their reservations. âThe thing is,â he said, folding and unfolding the letter mechanically, âif you do go to Turtonâs, youâll be mixing with boys from much wealthier families.â
âSo?â To Christian, other boysâ families were a matter of complete indifference, wealthy or not. âI donât care.â
âWhat weâre trying to say is that the friends you make there will be able to afford things that we canât,â Mum explained.
âWhat sort of things?â
âWell, pocket money, television, new bicycles, expensive toys, parties, foreign holidays.â Mum got quite carried away counting off potential areas of deprivation on her fingers until Dad interrupted.
âThese are unimportant material things, of course, we all know that,â he put in hastily. âThe point is, if you go to Turtonâs youâll have to accept that there will be times when you feel left out. And we wonât be able to buy you back in.â
âDoesnât bother me. If people like me, theyâll like me, wonât they?â
âExactly. Thatâs just the right attitude. Good lad,â said Dad, hoping to wrap up the discussion and post off theacceptance slip before Mum had a crisis of conscience and changed her mind.
âThe other problem with schools like Turtonâs,â she said, stalling, âis that they tend to give the boys who go there the idea that theyâre a cut above.â
âIs that bad?â asked Christian. He had, after all, spent the last six months hunched over those test papers trying to ensure he was a cut above the other three hundred or so applicants.
âIn the eyes of God everyone is special,â Dad said.
âBut not boys at Turtonâs?â
âNo, no,â said Dad, conscious of having muddied the waters. âYouâd be special whichever school you went to. And children who donât go to Turtonâs are no less special than anyone else.â
âCan I go to Turtonâs one day?â I asked.
âNo, darling,â said Dad, patting my hand. âItâs a boysâ school.â
âAre boys specialler than girls?â
âAbsolutely not,â said Mum.
âSo can I go there or not?â Christian wanted to know.
âI donât see why not,â Dad said, uncapping his pen.
âNow that weâve ironed out those few little worries,â Mum added. We all watched as Dad drew a squiggle on the dotted line. It was Christian who broke the silence of this solemn moment.
âCan I have a squash racket?â he said.
The evening before the first day of term, Christian was made to parade in front of us in his school uniform. Grandpa Percy â Mumâs dad â had sent a cheque for the whole kit: even the socks were new. Christian stood scowling in themiddle of the sitting room, a cardboard doll, hung with his press-out clothes. The blazer sat stiffly on his shoulders; his trousers held twin creases like the blade of a sword. He held his head awkwardly as though wearing an orthopaedic neck brace. On closer inspection it was discovered that he had failed to remove the cardboard packaging from the shirt collar.
A flash cube splintered and popped as Dad took a photo to send to