Henry maybe believed so much in God.
âReally?â I asked.
He nodded. âThatâs right. Absolutely nothing. Except it took me ten years to do it.â One of his trademark dramatic pauses followed.
âHow come?â I asked. âWhy ten years?â
One of his eyebrows lifted and he grinned sneakily at me. âBecause I stole it.â
My eyes widened. In the backseat, the fear on Deweyâs face hadnât changed. His fearful eyes set into his round freckled face surrounded by all his thick red hair made him look like an alarm bell ready to go off at any second. I looked back to Uncle Henry.
âYou stole this car?â I asked. âDoes my mom know? Thatâs grand theft auto.â I knew these things on account of my mother being a police officer and all.
âNo, she donât,â Uncle Henry said. âAnd letâs keep it our secret, okay?â
Narrowing my eyes, I considered this. âI donât rightly know if itâs ethical for me to keep somethinâ like this from her. Frankly, Uncle Henry, I find this quite disturbinâ.â And I did. I couldnât believe he was a car thief.
âWhy donât you ask why it took me ten years?â he asked.
âOkay,â I said. âWhy did it take you ten years?â
âBecause I took it one piece at a time. Smugglinâ them out in my lunch pail, or under my jacket. My tailpipeâs seven years older than my muffler, which is two years older than the rearview right here.â
He tapped the mirror as we pulled into our driveway.
âWow,â I said. âThatâs amazing.â
âNo, it isnât, ass face,â Carry said, opening her door and getting out. âItâs a stupid Johnny Cash song. I canât believe how gullible you are.â
She slammed her door as Uncle Henry turned off the ignition. âWell, at least she talked to us,â he said, and smiled. Dewey let out a loud sigh, almost like he had been holding his breath the last five miles. The normal color was creeping back into his face as we all got out of Uncle Henryâs car.
A heavy wind had set into the storm. The rain now fell slanted and the few tall pines along the sidewalk looked about ready to snap while their upper branches tossed like kite tails. We were halfway to the front door of the house when one of Mr. Farrowâs tools roared to life across the street. Both me and Dewey stopped midstep and turned to look at his garage and that strip of bright white light beneath it, shining like a shark tooth in the middle of such a dark and gloomy afternoon.
âWhat is it about that house that catches you boysâ interest so much?â Uncle Henry asked. He was on the top step, protected from most of the rain by the overhanging roof. Me and Dewey were still out in the elements, getting wetter by the minute, but neither of us cared. Our eyes met and we both knew what the other one was thinking, and that was: How do we answer such a question?
After a moment of silent consideration, I decided that when in doubt, honesty was almost always the best policy and most certainly the safest way of keeping out of trouble (yet more advice handed down from my mother). So I took up the initiative.
âWell, Uncle Henry,â I said. âWeâve been noticing somethinâ peculiar about the roadkill lately.â
He just stood there, looking at me expectantly. But it was Dewey who finished the observation. âThere ainât none no more,â he said. âNot a one. Not any where.â
Uncle Henry stared back at each of us a moment longer. Then he nodded his head without so much of a smile or anything and said, âI see. You know, this sounds like the kind of thing we need to discuss more inside the house, out of all this rain. And probably best done over hot cocoa, I figure.â
Twenty minutes later in the living room, with me and Dewey on the sofa and Uncle Henry in the