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    100 of 107 people found the following review helpful
    A Tropical Storm in Your Trousers
    By A Customer , November 28, 2002
    Don’t be mistaken, the instant this (exquisitely packaged, btw) disc leaps its way onto your Beat Box (mine’s a multichanger) like a thrusting man-god in orange subduing an Atlantic surf-storm (but this time without that plastic thing on a string), a tsunami of sheer lunatic artistry descends on one’s fornicating worthlessness. On you jump, the elevator of higher understanding, accelerating toward and through each track (floor), until you stop at Lingerie & Ladies’ Fashions that is “Hot Shot City,” which is particularly good. Meanwhile, outside Hafflehorse’s carrot-hued universe, you don’t notice that your tongue has been trapped in an egg whisk for some while as you become a floater, bobbing downstream in the undercurrent of sonic dysentery toward “Je t’aime Means I Love You,” a foreplay of toe-sucking banjo virtuoso, soaring then tumbling into the tender congress of harmonies between a rabid parrot and a peeled monkey. Leave well alone, if you feel shaving ferrets is life enough; otherwise be *very* aware, peer beyond the cover hewn from the rock of Olympus itself and forever stain your psyche with an indelible chalky whiteness.
    61 of 67 people found the following review helpful
    On the first day, God created David Hasselhoff
    By Wayne Buzzard , November 11, 2003
    What can you say about David Hasselhoff that hasn’t already been said one thousand times before? The man is quite simply a musical genius. Hasselhoff’s entire arsenal of musical weaponry is on full display in this album. At first I didn’t really believe that David Hasselhoff, international star of television and cinema, could actually be a talented musician. I was skeptical to say the least. Then my friend played a few Hasselhoff songs for me and, wow, I was hooked. The words flowed forth from Hasselhoff’s tender lips like sweet nectar from the mouth of God himself. I found myself in a trance of pure joy and ecstasy as the soothing rhythms caressed my ear. Hasselhoff’s hymns had brought me to the summit of human achievement, and I was now free to look down at the wreckage and ruin that lay below. I stared into the distance and said, “Oh thine Hasselhoff, how thy music hath saved my immortal soul.” Hasselhoff’s music is life making, and I can only hope that you, too, will experience its profound gifts.

Spock & Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
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    3.6 out of 5 stars
    Name:       Westland Giftware Star Trek Magnetic Spock & Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set, 4½ Inches
    ASIN:      B0050386CG
    Price:       $15.95
    Westland Giftware Star Trek Magnetic Spock and Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set, 4½ inches. A magnetic insert keeps these cute shakers together.
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    3,850 of 3,888 people found the following review helpful
    Too realistic
    By George Takei , June 11, 2013
    After Brad got me this set, I realized that they were a bit TOO true to life. The Kirk shaker kept wandering off in search of “lady shakers,” insisting his salt crystals were real dilithium. I’d have recommended this as a great Father’s Day gift, but I noticed over time that the body of the shaker droops, and the uniform now seems, well, a bit snug. I also was disappointed to learn that the hairpiece does NOT come off as expected. One star off my marks for that. Plus, the Spock shaker kept trying to rescue the Kirk shaker, even after it crawled in the microwave and was irradiated beyond repair. And while Spock’s magnetic pull with Kirk is strong, it seems to much prefer the Uhura unit. I literally had to pry them apart, admonishing, “Alright, you’ve pon far enough.” This incident also made me realize that I must be in the alternate tableware timeline.
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