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quietly.
Astrid was in New York last March, which meant this girl had been in the picture for
     at least a year now
.
    “What’s she like? Is she very Taiwanese?” she asked.
    “Taiwanese? Not at all. She seems completely Americanized to me,” Astrid offered,
     before regretting what she’d said.
    How horrible
, Eleanor thought. She had always found Asian girls with American accents to be quite
     ridiculous.
They all sounded like they were faking it, trying to sound so
ang mor.
    “So even though the family is from Taiwan, she was raised in America?”
    “I didn’t even know she was from Taiwan, to tell you the truth.”
    “Really? She didn’t talk about her family back in Taipei?”
    “Not at all.”
What was Auntie Elle getting at?
Astrid knew that her aunt was prying, so she felt like she had to present Rachel
     in the best possible light. “She’s very smart and accomplished, Auntie Elle. I think
     you’ll like her.”
    “Oh, so she’s the brainy type, like Nicky.”
    “Yes, definitely. I’m told she’s one of the up-and-coming professors in her field.”
    Eleanor was nonplussed.
A professor! Nicky was dating a professor! Oh my, was this woman older than him?
“Nicky didn’t tell me what her specialty was.”
    “Oh, economic development.”
    A cunning, calculating older woman
. Alamak.
This was sounding worse and worse
. “Did she go to university in New York?” Eleanor pressed on.
    “No, she went to Stanford, in California.”
    “Yes, yes, I know Stanford,” Eleanor said, sounding unimpressed.
It’s that school in California for those people who can’t get into Harvard
.
    “It’s a top school, Auntie Elle,” Astrid said, knowing exactly what her aunt was thinking.
    “Well, I suppose if you are forced to go to an
American
university—”
    “Come on, Auntie Elle. Stanford is a great university for anywhere. I believe she
     also went to Northwestern for her master’s. Rachel is very intelligent and capable,
     and completely down-to-earth. I think you’ll like her very much.”
    “Oh, I’m sure I will,” Eleanor replied.
So, her name was Rachel
. Eleanor paused. She just needed one more piece of information—the correct spelling
     of the girl’s surname. But how was she going to get it without Astrid getting suspicious?
     Suddenly she had a thought. “I think I’m going to get one of those nice cakes from
     Awfully Chocolate and put her name on it. Do you know how she spells her surname?
     Is it C-H-U, C-H-O-O, or C-H-I-U?”
    “I think it’s just C-H-U.”
    “Thank you. You’ve been so helpful,” Eleanor said.
More than you’ll ever know
.
    “Of course, Auntie Elle. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help out for
     your party. I can’t wait to see your spectacular new flat.”
    “Oh, you haven’t seen it yet? I thought your mother bought a unit here as well.”
    “She may have, but I haven’t seen it. I can’t keep up with all of my parents’ property
     juggling.”
    “Of course, of course. Your parents have so many properties around the world, unlike
     your poor uncle Philip and me. We just have the house in Sydney and this small little
     pigeonhole.”
    “Oh, I’m sure it’s anything but small, Auntie Elle. Isn’t it supposed to be the most
     luxurious condo ever built in Singapore?” Astrid wondered for the millionth time why
     all her relatives constantly tried to outdo each other in proclaiming their poverty.
    “No,
lah
. It’s just a simple flat—nothing like your father’s house.Anyway, I’m sorry to wake you. Do you need something to get back to sleep? I take
     fifty milligrams of amitriptyline every night, and then an extra ten milligrams of
     Ambien if I really want to sleep through the night. Sometimes I add a Lunesta, and
     if that doesn’t work, I get out the Valium—”
    “I’ll be fine, Auntie Elle.”
    “Okay then, bye-bye!” With that, Eleanor hung up the phone. Her gamble had paid off.
     Those two cousins were thick as