out the winner. Not so, the others criedâa gouged-out eyeball was worth three or four chewed ears any day of the week. All turned to the proprietor to settle the dispute honorably. Tillie, with a Solomon-like solemnity, considered the case. And made her decision: the fight was a draw. All bets were off. There were dark mutterings here and there, but most were satisfied to break even in a fair contest that had been ruined by the meddling lawman.
Moon sat the miscreants in a pair of Tillieâs uncomfortable straight-backed chairs, then straddled a similar piece of furniture. He assumed his professional expression of âsorrow at being a witness to this disgraceful conductâ and addressed the Ute first. âCurtis, youâre an embarrassment to the People. Whatâs the matter with you?â
The one-legged Indian rubbed at his injured eye and glared at the skinny white man with the one that worked. âThis little blue-eyed devil cheated me on a betâhe put some stuff in my pocket when I wasnât lookinâ and then he pretended to have X-ray visionâlike Superman!â His injured expression appealed mutely to the police officer. Would a real human being do such an unspeakable thing?
âI never did no such thing,â Flye lied. âThis whiner tried to welch on an honest bet. Where I come from, thatâs the
worstest
thing a man can do.â The stranger, who held a grimy handkerchief over his chewed ear, thrust a daggerlike finger at the one-legged Ute. âWelcher!â
Moon noticed that one digit was missing from the bloody hand. âYou lose a finger in the fight?â
Flye shook his head.
âHe claims a bear bit it off,â Curtis Tavishuts said with a sneer. âThat fuzzy-faced bastard canât open his mouth without lyinâ.â
Moon raised an eyebrow at the skinny, bearded man. âJust where do you come from?â
Chewed Ear puffed out his thin chest. âArkansas.â
âHah,â the Ute said. âDamn hillbilly from Dogpatch.â
Moon aimed a warning glance at Tavishuts, then returned his attention to the man from Arkansas. âWhatâs your name?â
The white man spoke without taking his baleful gaze off the surly Ute. âHorace Flye.â
âHorsefly,â Tavishuts said derisively, and spat on the floor.
âInjun welcher,â the man from Arkansas responded, and also spat on the floor.
Tillie bellowed: âEither one of you dummies spits on the premises aginâ, youâll be cleaning it up with your tongue.â
âBlue-eyed devil,â the Ute muttered.
âOne-legged cannybubble,â Horace hissed.
Moon sighed. A lot of children were walking around in menâs bodies. âNow both of you keep quiet long enough to listen to what Iâve got to say.â He gave Curtis Tavishuts a hard look. âYou know the routine. This disturbance occurred out of tribal jurisdiction but weâve got an agreement with the Ignacio town police about arresting Native Americans. So Iâll takeyou over to SUPD and put you in the lockup till we can sort this out.â
Tavishuts grunted to show his indifference. The SUPD can was like a second home. And the meals were catered by Angelâs Cafe.
The Southern Ute policeman addressed the out-of-towner. âMr. Flye, as you are not an Indian, youâll be taken into custody by the Ignacio town police who⦠well, speak of the Devil â¦â
The timing was fortuitous. Moon looked out a greasy window to see the freshly waxed Ignacio town police cruiser come to a halt, its tall mast antenna oscillating with a whish-whish sound. A moment later, the bearish form of Sergeant Bill McCullough kicked the door open. He stood there, ten paces from the pair of bar-brawlers. Like an executioner relishing the bloody task before him. The town policeman was shorter than Charlie Moon, barely topping six feet even in his thick-heeled black
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