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scorched by the terrible heat, but the ignoramuses didnât know that.
I pointed to the leaves. âUh-oh. You see? That tree just died from the poison, Snort, and with its last dying gasp, it has sent you a secret message.â
The brothers scowled. âWhat secret message?â
âDonât you get it? Come on, Snort, wake up! I came to warn you and now the tree is warning you. Itâs telling you what to do. Itâs right here in front of your nose.â I pointed my paw at one of the leaves on the ground. âWhat is that?â
âLeave.â At first it didnât soak in, but then Snortâs eyes popped open. âLeave?â
âRight, exactly. Noah, Lot, disaster, leave!â
They mumbled and muttered. Then, âUh. CoyÂote know a lot, smell disaster and leave like tree.â
They began backing away. Then they turned and vanished into the brush. Just before they left, I heard Snort mutter, âThat pretty strong music for sure.â
Silence. They were gone. I almost fainted with relief. Then I heard Madameâs voice behind me.
âMy goodness, unless my eyes deceive me, itâs Hank the Rabbit.â
âWeâve been through this before, Madame, and I donât have the energy to argue. Hank the Rabbitâs okay with me. I feel like a rabbit right now.â
âAnd youâve sent the ruffians packing. Iâm so proud! My goodness, they were going to eat me.â
âI noticed. I also noticed that you were going to let them. Whatâs the deal?â
âWell, as you can see, they bound me with grapevine, pinning my wings to my sides. And how can I do a proper job of casting spells without my wings? It canât be done. The wing is the sting. Disable the wing, dispose of the sting. Speaking of which . . . do you suppose you could unbind me. As it is, Iâm bound to be tied.â
âWell, Iâll see what I can do.â
I began gnawing on the grapevine. Whilst I was doing this, Madame kept me entertained with her chatter, such as:
âYouâre tickling me. Stop that. No, donât stop that. Continue. Oh, eee, ah! I suppose you know you are gnawing on my ribcage, and I suppose you gnaw, knowing full well what youâre doing. Now I know you gnaw, trah-lah, trah-lah, trah-lah.â
That was typical Madame Moonshine talk. She didnât always make sense but she seemed to enjoy herself. At last I cut her free. She smiled and flapped her wings.
âThere! Thank you, thank you, and thank you. But how can I ever thank you enough? Thanks is such a paltry gift, but if I offered you a chicken instead, it would be a poultry gift. Hence, by following the logic of the moon and stars, we receive the knowledge that mere thanks is more thankful than a chicken.â
âI guess so. Whatever.â
She swiveled her head around and studied me with her big owlish eyes. âDo you suppose we can use that information, Hank the Rabbit?â
âUh, Cowdog, actually. Hank the Cowdog.â
âOh rubbish. Cowdogness seems so boring and ordinary, but rabbitness has a way of keeping things hopping. And did I mention that youâre spending the summer with me in my cave?â
âHuh? Spending the . . . no, we havenât discussed that . . . uh . . . yet . . . Madame.â
âOh piffle. I meant to tell you, but I was about to be eaten by cannibals and it slipped my mind. And besides, you just got here. Come, letâs retire to my cave and we can discuss our summer plans.â
She went hopping toward the bluffs on the other side of the creek. I followed . . . although I was beginning to feel a little uneasy about the summer business. When we came to the tree that was decorated by her bodyguard, Timothy the Turbo Windbag, she stopped.
âTimothy, you have been a naughty snake. How shameful and scandalous, allowing two ignoramus coyotes to tie you to a tree! I may be forced to review your employment
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