at least safe from that mortification.
âRob!â
calls a voice from across the kitchen, shattering even this small comfort.
I turn, and there at the doorway stand Dario and Rachel. They look crisp, cool, and collected, as though theyâve just stepped out of the shower and into freshly dry-cleaned clothes. Rachel even carries a jacket over one arm. I glare at them in horror.
I manage to smile and give them a wave, creating a shimmering mist along the arc of my arm.
âHowâs it going?â Dario calls out.
âGreat!â I say, willing him not to come any closer.
âWeâre just on our way to dinner,â he says.
I wrinkle my brow in confusion. âYouâre not eating here?â
âNo,â he says, grinning. âSomeplace quieter.â
I blink. Twice. And I feel a twinge of unaccountable irritation. He got me this job from Hell, and now heâs bolting? All because heâd rather conduct his romance in a place where there arenât eighteen hundred people who all know him by name?
But this flash of annoyance passes as quickly as it came. I remind myself that this isnât about me; or rather it is, but itâs about the extent to which I can submit, submerge, sublimateâgive myself over to a higher cause, become a small part of something grander and greater.
Accordingly I give Rachel a wink and tell her to have a good time, and she beams me a dazzling smile in return. And then she and Darioâapparitions of the outside world, a place of caressing breezes and billowing hair to which I hope someday to returnâgo on their way and leave me to discover how much more bread I can slice before I sputter down the floor drain entirely.
But salvation is soon at hand; Duccio comes to me and, again in his impeccable English, says, âI think that is enough bread for tonight. Would you like to join us for dinner?â
âThank you, yes,â I say, and I realize that I am in fact quite hungry. My extreme discomfort has distracted me from it, but the fragrant aromas of the lasagne and the chicken have been tantalizing me. Iâd salivate if I had any bodily fluids left.
I give my face a quick rinse in the bathroom sinkâwhat the hell, my entire head; it needs itâthen towel dry and join the rest of the staff, who have already sat down at one of the prep tables and begun tucking in. Typically for Tuscans, theyâve done so in style, with a bottle of wine every few inches and a little vase of sunflowers in the middle.
Hereâs my reward, I tell myself; Iâve labored like a goat all night, now Iâll be welcomed into the fold and invited to tell my story in my halting Italian. My passionate interest in these people will finally be repaid by their curiosity about me.
But no. Theyâre not so easily diverted. Theyâre tremendously polite, of course, and make certain I have plenty to eat and drink, and if I ask a question they answer it as fully as I could wish; but otherwise they go their own garrulous way, chattering back and forth at a velocity I canât even begin to follow, a babbling brook of conversation in which nary a consonant is allowed to impede the flow. Occasionally the entire table bursts into riotous laughter, and I really wish I knew why. I could ask, of course, but is there anything in the world glummer than the guy who needs to have the jokes explained?
Eventually I finish my meal and quietly rise and slip away. The others are now well into their wine and so donât notice me in time to protest; or perhaps they simply respect me enough to allow me the freedom to go.
I suppose my job here is completed, but despite the toll itâs taken on me, I donât really feel Iâve done enough. I havenât bent sufficiently low, made adequate obeisance, to attract even a modicum of approbation from the brucaioli. I have to keep at it until someone, anyone, turns to me and â¦Â what? Offers a
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