hospital could make by keeping him for a specified number of days and how much the same hospital could lose by keeping him one day longer. Gusâs dislocated shoulder, while painful, swollen, and temporarily debilitating, wasnât considered serious enough to warrant more than a two-night stay. He was nowhere close to using up the days allotted him, but the hospital was taking no chances. On Wednesday, Gus was discharged from St. Terryâs to a skilled nursing facility, otherwise known as an SNF.
7
Rolling Hills Senior Retreat was a rambling one-story brick structure on a tenth of an acre without a hill of any sort, rolling or otherwise. Some attempt had been made to tart up the exterior by adding an ornamental birdbath and two iron benches of the sort that leave marks on the seat of your pants. The parking lot was a stern black and smelled as though the asphalt had just been redone. In the narrow front yard, ivy formed a dense carpet of green that had swarmed up the sides of the building, across the windows, and over the edge of the roof. In a year, the place would be covered by a jungle of green, a low amorphous mound like a lost Mayan pyramid.
Inside, the lobby was painted in bright primary colors. Maybe the elderly, like babies, were thought to benefit from the stimulation of strong hues. In the far corner, someone had taken a fake Christmas tree from its box and had gone so far as to stick the aluminum âbranchesâ in the requisite holes. The conformation of branches looked about as realistic as recently transplanted hair plugs. So far, there were no ornaments and no tree lights. With so little late-afternoon sunlight penetrating the windowpanes, the overall effect was cheerless. Linked chairs of chrome, with bright yellow plastic seats, lined the room on two sides. Of necessity, lamps were turned on, but bulbs were the same paltry wattage used in cheap motels.
The receptionist was concealed behind an opaque sliding window, of the sort that greets you in a doctorâs office. An upright cardboard rack held brochures that made Rolling Hills Senior Retreat look like a âgolden yearsâ resort. In a montage of photographs, handsome, energetic-looking oldsters sat on a garden patio engaged in happy group-chat while playing a game of cards. Another image showed the cafeteria, where two ambulatory couples enjoyed a gourmet repast. In reality, the place had stimulated my hopes for an early and sudden death.
On the way over, Iâd stopped at a market, where Iâd stood for some time staring at the magazine rack. What kind of reading would amuse a cranky old man? I bought Model Railroading Magazine , a Playboy , and a book of crossword puzzles. Also, a giant-sized candy bar, in case he had a sweet tooth and hankered for one.
I hadnât been in the lobby long, but since no one had opened the receptionistâs window, I tapped on the partition. The window slid back three inches and a woman in her fifties peered out. âOh, sorry. I didnât realize anyone was out there. Can I help you?â
âIâd like to see a patient, Gus Vronsky. He was admitted earlier today.â
She consulted her Rolodex and then made a phone call, keeping her palm close to the mouthpiece so I couldnât read her lips. After she hung up, she said, âHave a seat. Someone will be out shortly.â
I sat down in a chair that allowed me a view of a corridor with administrative offices opening off each side. At the end, where a second corridor crossed the first, a nurseâs station diverted foot traffic like water flowing around a rock in the middle of a stream. I was guessing hospital rooms were located down the two peripheral halls. Living quarters for the active, healthy residents must be somewhere else. I knew the cafeteria was close because the smell of food was strong. I closed my eyes and sorted the meal into its component parts: meat (perhaps pork), carrots, turnips, and something
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