Fallout L, Youâre not going to believe this! VTV just offered me a jobâa student internship! The payâs garbage but who cares, right? Apparently my passion is inspiringâI have it in writing from twoâcount them, twoâ women. Plus, my dad wants me to come to Norway when heâs there next year and he wants me to bring a friend. Pretty cool, huh? You and me and the fjords. Come over after you finish work, okay? Iâve got lots of stuff to tell you. And I need your help with the retirement ceremony for the Big Book of Boobs. That book kick-started a lot of amazing things. I figure it deserves its own little altarâsome incense, maybe a candle or two. Iâm going to recite a poem or maybe read from the Kama Sutraâ¦heh, heh, heh. You can help me shop for a new notebook. Crap. Now I have to research what kind of notebooks reporters use. What would we do without Google? See ya. J
Sarah N. Harvey is an editor and author of other novels for teens, including The Lit Report , Bullâs Eye and the upcoming Better Off Dead . Sarah lives in Victoria, British Columbia, and has never had cosmetic surgery.