toward me, a worried expression on her face. âOh my God,â she said, plopping down in the seat next to mine. âWe should have rented the movie. Guess what?â
âWhat?â I said, although I was already beginning to guess.
âMiss Adelaide isnât the leading role,â Ariel told me. âI was just talking to Becca Christianson. Sheâs going out for Miss Adelaide, because she said she knows she doesnât stand a chance of getting the lead against Natalie and the two other really good singers who are up for it. Sergeant Sarah Brown is the lead.â
âYeah.â I had begun to figure that out. âI learned the wrong songs!â
âMe, too,â Ariel said. âI learned Sarah Brownâs songs!â
Oh, wow.
âWhat am I going to do?â I whispered desperately. âNow that Iâve read the script, it looks like the part of Miss Adelaide is a joke. She sneezes all the time and sings like she has a cold. Plus sheâs been engaged to Nathan Detroit for, like, fourteen years, and he wonât marry her.â
âI know, I know,â Ariel said. âBecca told me. But look at it this way. The competition for the lead is pretty stiff, so maybe itâs better this way. At least maybe youâll get a part, even if it is a goofy one. And youâll get to hang around Tyler during rehearsals and everything, even if you donât get to kiss him.â
She had a point. A depressing point, but a point.
I skimmed through the rest of the script, hoping that maybe Miss Adelaide got to kiss Sky Masterson at some pointâmaybe behind Nathan Detroitâs back?âbut no such luck. The story was basically about a bet between Nathan Detroit and Sky Masterson. Nathan bets Sky that he canât make the next girl he sees fall in love with him, and Sky agrees. The next girl Sky sees is the superuptight, straitlaced Sergeant Sarah Brown, this totally prudish leader of the Salvation Army Mission Band. Sky has to lure her to an overnight trip to Havana, Cuba, or something, and they wind up falling in love.
Meanwhile, guess what Miss Adelaide does? Nothing. She just sneezes and acts like a loser, begging Nathan to marry her.
Great.
Onstage, Mr. Richards was asking each guy to sing âLuck Be a Lady.â A few of the guys were pretty good, but none of them had the voice or charisma Tyler had. As soon as he started to sing, the whole auditorium got quiet. You could feel the chill, like you knew you were in the presence of a star.
After that, the guys trying out for Nathan Detroit had to sing. Two of them were really funny. I guess it was a comic role, too.
When the guys were done, Mr. Richards called the girls up one by one, by our numbers. Emily Pendleton went firstâthis really shy girl who sat in the back of my economics class first semester and never said a word. She was the kind of girl who was pretty if you looked closely, but she didnât know how to dress, and her hair was sort of dry and shaggy. She stepped to the center of the stage in her baggy gray sweatshirt and screamingly outdated jeansâthey totally had the wrong washâlooking like she was afraid sheâd fall off the edge or something. She was so totally awkward and uncomfortable, I couldnât believe she was even auditioning.
But then Tanya started playing âIf I Were a Bell,â and Emily started singing in the most amazingly perfect soprano voice Iâd ever heard. Everyone in the auditorium went quiet. We were all dumbstruck. Her voice was just unbelievableâclear, joyous, and pitch perfect.
When the song was over, though, she turned and practically ran off the stage.
âUh, thank you,â Mr. Richards called to her retreating back. âThat was . . . uh . . . lovely.â
Natalie was next, and she was, as advertised, perfection. Her voice was not quite as good as Emilyâs, but she really knew how to sell the song. She paraded up
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