came.
âGo, or I shoot,â he shouts over the firing.
You shake your head like a wet dog trying to dry off. You frantically wipe the blood from your face, trying to make yourself look like less of a bloody mess. âIâm not one of those things. Iâm not bit. Iâm not hurt. Iâm not infected. Iâm not fucking dying or fucking dead or whatever
the fuck
is going on. Iâm just trying to get to Brooklyn.â
The soldier continues to stare at you. You can see the wheels turning. See him struggling. Heâs probably got orders to kill anything that looks remotely humanâbut to shoot a guy like you, a regular Joeâ¦
âPleaseâ¦â you say. Begging now.
Finally, he takes a few steps back. Taps the shoulder of a higher-up, someone with rank. They exchange some words. The officer looks you up down like a piece of meat. He nods. The soldier marches over to you and grabs you by the arm. âAlright, letâs go.â
âThank you, thank you, thank you.â
He leads you back through the maze of tanks and Humvees. Past the gunfire.
Beyond the bridge, men stand around in big yellow plastic suitsâhazmat, you think theyâre called. The shit from that Dustin Hoffman movie with the monkey from
friends. Breakout. outbreak
. Something like that.
One of the hazmat guys, accompanied by the soldier, leads you by the arm to a large trailer that says MILITARY SCIENCE on the side.
And then a burst of fear rushes through youâyour knees go weak. What if theyâre going to take you and do a bunch of experiments on you? You know youâre not infectedâbut they donât know that. They probably donât know much more about whatâs going on than you do. You could end up some test patientâthe star of some alien autopsy shit.
Your mind races.
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A MANâS HOME IS HIS CASTLE
You skid to a halt and hop off the bike, the things right behind you.
You run up the back of your parentsâ Camry, up over the top, and leap off the hood to the fence. You scramble over and fall into the backyard.
Kim comes running out of the back of the house. âWhat happened?â
âBack inside, back inside, go.â You follow her, through the back door, into the kitchen, and then through a swinging door into the dining room. There, you look out on the front yard.
âWhat is that?â she asks.
âThe entire high school varsity football team.â
âYou brought them back here?â
âNot on purpose!â
âYouâre right, sorry. Well, fucking now what?â
âWe get to work. Lock up everything.â
A manâs home is his castleâin this case, quite literally. You have your princess. Youâve already rescued her. This isnât Super Mario Bros. Your princess isnât in another castle. Sheâs here. In
this
castle. Now, as the king, you have to protect her.
Thatâs right. Youâre the king.
Hail to the king, babyâ¦
You get to work. Lock all the doors. They scratch and claw at the big front window. Have to do something about that.
Backyard. Tool shed.
Thank God your dad retired early and went on that absurd Tim Allen, âIâm a manâ kick and bought all those tools and decidedto build the patio himself. Itâs the shittiest patio in town, sure, but heâs got one hell of a tool set.
You reach the shed, throw on his tool belt, and start putting anything that might be useful inside. Hammer. Nails.
Weed Whacker? Nah. Thatâd only work on, like, kids.
Chainsaw? That could work.
Ooh, nail gun. Fuck it, bring both.
Thereâs some spare wood in the rear of the shed. Just long enough to board up that window.
A scream. No. Kimâ¦.
You forget the wood and dart back inside and into the dining room. Shit! Theyâre through the